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Penis mud pack for Health Nuts
2007-03-23
this service is sorely needed for the WOT WOP
Authorities in Japan have cracked down on the sex trade in recent years, which has prompted operators to create an innovative set of new law-abiding services that are aimed at providing pleasure.
killjoys
'Our sales point is that we also offer variations, including having the service performed by multiple workers (groups of two or three women), or you can have it performed by a shy woman or another who'll do it while talking dirty.'
the spice of life heh
For the service, a sink is filled warm water and wine as these will supposedly improve circulation.
I swear it does..really
Instead of the customer putting his face into the basin, he needs to sit in the sink, allowing his penis and bum to soak.
Damn..must be a BIG sink..if ya know what..
The washing is performed by at least one woman, who's in her 20s, or 30s at the oldest.
key woid = woman, yes!
Once the sink soak is complete, the genitals are covered with mud and massaged, which is supposed to cleanse the skin.
check out the first comment @ link, lol
Posted by:RD

#8  
Yep I Soak My Bizneth in Mud Too
Posted by: Piggy Galore   2007-03-23 14:46  

#7  Lends a whole new meaning to "putting your pud in the mud".
Posted by: Zenster   2007-03-23 13:00  

#6  I heartily recommend penis mud packs.
Posted by: Richard Simmons   2007-03-23 12:48  

#5  Stretching things is what its all about, delphi2005 ;)
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble   2007-03-23 11:57  

#4  Once the sink soak is complete, the genitals are covered with mud and massaged, which is supposed to cleanse the skin.

Does the massage also cleans the skin too. Kind of stretching things a bit when you consider the outcome.
Posted by: delphi2005   2007-03-23 09:57  

#3  Thats all I needed; someone please hand me a towel?!!
Posted by: smn   2007-03-23 09:17  

#2  WOT, war on terror. WOP, war on penis

You've just returned from a week of business in Tokyo and Miss Featherbottom from the Comptroller's office calls asking why you submitted 5 separate reimbursement chits on your expense account for a Pud-Mud-Packing service in Tokyo.

Your answer: [sincere demeanor required]

Health reasons, I was in dire need of circulation relief Ma'm, you see my Pud needed the Mud inorder to circulate my Blood Miss Featherbottom.
Posted by: RD   2007-03-23 06:21  

#1  a certain limit of wine promotes circulation.... more than that, promotes ...er... unable to perform. To quote Spinal Tap (a font of knowledge): "It's a fine line between clever and stupid"
Posted by: Frank G   2007-03-23 00:07  

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