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| SATIRE: Jimmy Carter Offers To Mediate British/Iranian Hostage Crisis |
| 2007-03-25 |
| Not Scrappleface. Former President Jimmy Carter has stepped forward and offered to mediate the escalating crisis between Iran and Britain over 15 British marines seized by Iran for allegedly entering their territorial waters. “As everyone knows, I have tremendous hands-on experience in handling a crisis of this nature,” said Carter, who spoke briefly to reporters during a break from building a house for former Guantanamo Bay prisoners ... |
| Posted by:Kalle (kafir forever) |
| #18 It was good chardonnay, from a glass bottle with a real cork in it, dammit! |
| Posted by: Sgt. Mom 2007-03-25 22:07 |
| #17 #15 Mom - you're slipping. ;-p |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-03-25 21:18 |
| #16 After she leaves your kids keep asking what “fast nightwing can spear a knee” means." Deacon Blues: Vast right-wing conspiricy, Ship. |
| Posted by: RD 2007-03-25 21:17 |
| #15 I got it, finally... after two glasses of chardonnay! |
| Posted by: Sgt. Mom 2007-03-25 18:50 |
| #14 Vast right-wing conspiricy, Ship. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2007-03-25 16:39 |
| #13 After she leaves your kids keep asking what “fast nightwing can spear a knee” means." I still ain't got it. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-03-25 16:32 |
| #12 LOL - I like #2 too |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-03-25 12:49 |
| #11 "3. After she leaves your kids keep asking what “fast nightwing can spear a knee” means." LOL!! Took a couple minutes but I finally got it... |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2007-03-25 12:43 |
| #10 these guys are good: Top 9 Signs That You Unwittingly Hired Hillary Clinton As Your Babysitter 9. (tie) Your kids always complain that she keeps taking their allowances “for the greater good.” 9. (tie) When your daughter skinned her knee, she provided her with the same sub-standard medical care that your son received, even though he was not injured, in the interest of “fairness.” 8. You often return home to find your son curled up in the fetal position screaming, “Okay, okay! I pinkie-promise I’ll never vote Republican! Now make the ouchies stop!!” 7. You find your kitten dead with two puncture marks on it’s neck. 6. Someone keeps writing “Obama sukz!” in shaving cream on your bathroom mirror. 5. (tie) She goes out of her way to be kind to your son Noam, but is pretty mean to your daughter Monica. 5. (tie) Your kids think she’s weird because she “put burned cork all over her face and kept talking like Forrest Gump to herself in the mirror.” 4. All of your blue dresses were slashed with a steak knife and then burned. 3. After she leaves your kids keep asking what “fast nightwing can spear a knee” means. 2. The toilet seat was left up. 1. Kids complain that she continuously bilks them out of Park Avenue and Boardwalk when they play Monopoly. |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-03-25 12:26 |
| #9 #2. Gorb, it's from The Nose on Your Face whose motto is: "News so fake you'll swear it's from the main stream media". Those guys are good. I shudda bookmarked it sometime ago. Done. |
| Posted by: GK 2007-03-25 12:17 |
| #8 I am positive that Georgous George Galloway has already packed his kneepads and Binaca, and notified his adoring media whores that he is on the way. Probably the only reason he isn't is that he can't figure out who in Teheran to get down on his knees in front of first. |
| Posted by: Sgt. Mom 2007-03-25 11:06 |
| #7 I think we ought to send over a team of about 100 of our most elite moonbats, including Sheehan, to negotiate some kind of solution. |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-03-25 08:56 |
| #6 I predict that Jesse Jackson and Ramsey Clark will get into the act soon. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2007-03-25 08:52 |
| #5 “I think history is already showing us that the Iranians did not seize American hostages as much as they detained illegal foreign occupiers who were using an alleged “embassy” as a front,” said Carter. “In fact, I am launching an effort now to change the history books, so that we no longer refer to that incident as the Iranian Hostage Crisis but as the Iranian Anti-Zionist Uprising.” Are we sure this is fake? |
| Posted by: Bobby 2007-03-25 07:17 |
| #4 This predicted in yesterday's Rant. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2007-03-25 07:02 |
| #3 Jimmy Carter that surrendered to st off the first set of hostage crises for Iran? Yeah Jimmy, go right ahead. But there will be NO secret service escort. You're on your own. We'll just put you on a rubber raft and push you across the Shatt'a'Arab to the Iranian part. Their coast guard will have a very warm welcome waiting for you. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2007-03-25 04:49 |
| #2 Did this come from The Onion? |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-03-25 03:41 |
| #1 Please God, prime some lightning bolt and split Peanut into two! |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-03-25 03:36 |