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Accusation That US Made Hicks A 2.5x American - Suie Suie
2007-04-01
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Prisoners in Guantanamo Bay are offered a diet of up to 5000 calories a day, 2Å“ times the recommended daily intake for Americans. David Hicks' father, Terry, has criticised the food his son has been given while in captivity.
Wholly spit! Somebody in power does read the Burg! How many times have I suggested that?
David Hicks has put on weight while in the prison and at Monday's hearing observers were surprised by his chubby appearance - he looked nothing like the photos that had become familiar to Australians.

The US military on Thursday showed off the selection of meals that it offers the prisoners in an attempt to show how well it treats suspected terrorists. Prisoners could choose regular, vegetarian, vegetarian with fish, bland (with no salt or seasoning), high fibre, or "soft" food meals. There were also fruit juices (but no straw, because of concerns about self harm), fruit and nuts. And to eat these meals they get a plastic "spork".
Posted by:3dc

#8  Human Rights Watch Condemns Guantanamo Obesity Epidemic. Film at eleven...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-04-01 21:24  

#7  We have that pic on the refrigerator in the kitchen at work, heh.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2007-04-01 19:26  

#6  lol luv the happy fat pic! every time i see it here on RB I get a laugh. John Candy will always be funny and sorely missed.
Posted by: RD   2007-04-01 14:14  

#5  Give them sharp steak knives, one each, shut the doors, take a week vacation, hang the (Fat)survivors. Close Gitmo, No prisoners.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-04-01 08:46  

#4  Give them the straw. After they've served their purpose, of course.
Posted by: gorb   2007-04-01 04:32  

#3  Accusation That US Made Hicks A 2.5x American - Suie Suie

Suie Suie.. here lawyers.. here lawyers.. Suie Suie.. here lawyers..

Stinky the Lawyer:
"my client couldn't keep his fu*kin pie hole shut and ate himself FAT! And We're gonna SUE the American Gubmint for that FAT of it damn it!!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

fat.. hummm, hummm.. fat,
now that puts me in the fat-sue mode ok.
Since I had my life saving transplant I've put on a little happy fat... as a side effect.. Ima sure its not my fault nope, yep I've been harmed by some extra ME, a victim yes...

[lawyer]

hmmm.. lets see Ima gonna sue. Ima gonna sue my liver donor's family cause somehow they tricked me into getting a "plump" liver.

Ima gonna sue my Liver Team.. bad bad juju tricksters they tricked me and gave me a fat liver and fat pills to keep it alive and fat.

Ima gonna sue America for having fat food (MOABs*) and for the technology that saves lives and plump!

humm... there must be someone else I can sue?

[/lawyer]

MOABs* = Mother Of All Blubber
Posted by: RD   2007-04-01 03:13  

#2  These people would bitch if they got hung with a used rope.

They're actually complaining that prisoners can choose - of they're own free will - to eat so much they get fat.

In how many of the worlds prisons is that possible?
Posted by: Mike N.   2007-04-01 00:29  

#1  I bet they also had lots of sugary soft drinks and junk food--very high on the refined sugar. If we were really mean, we might even have wine available for them if they wanted it.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-04-01 00:06  

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