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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Thai truck hijackers
2007-04-08
Truckers in Thailand have been held up by hungry elephants who steal the raw sugar cane they transport.
They're not hungry. They do it for fun, excitement. They don't get the parental supervision young elephants need and they go bad.
The animals stomp onto the road and leave a trail of destruction in their wake. Truck driver Puern Meksan said: "Sometimes the whole elephant herd of six or seven [stands] middle of the road and the trucks cannot go through. Some of them try to pull sugar cane from the truck, when they cannot, they just headbutt the truck front and break the windscreen."
"Aaaaiiiieee! The Elephants of Death!"
"You ain't dead."
"The Elephants of Broken Windscreens!"
Apparently no one sings "Like a Rock" about Thai trucks.
Forest rangers have taken to closing the road to stop the robberies. But there is a sad side to the story as elephants have been killed along with thousands of birds, frogs and deer, due to the location of the highway right through the Ang Lue Nai wildlife sanctuary. Conservationists say people need to slow down and respect the wildlife.
Policeman: "What did they look like?"
Driver "I dunno, they had stockings over their heads"
Posted by:Glick Wherese3208

#2  "Whaddya got in the trunk, punk?"
Posted by: USN, ret.   2007-04-08 20:52  

#1  Another Tale of the Commando Elephants.
Posted by: Shipman   2007-04-08 11:18  

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