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India-Pakistan
'Vendors, beggars are US spies'
2007-04-17
Suspected Taliban distributed pamphlets in Bajaur Agency declaring beggars, vendors and cattle sellers as US spies and ordering restrictions on their movement in the area, subject to punishment. The pamphlets stated that there are US spies disguised as beggars and cattle sellers in the area, “who will be punished if caught after April 20”. “No one will be allowed to participate in un-Islamic activities,” said the pamphlets that did not mention the name of any organisation. Reportedly, suspected Taliban have also pasted posters at mosques in Sadiqabad and Inayat villages, asking beggars, vendors and cattle sellers to end their businesses by April 20 or face the consequences.
Posted by:Fred

#12  gorb, kool linky, I didn't catch it the first time around! ;-)
Posted by: RD   2007-04-17 20:07  

#11  Just wait until they figure out that some of their shoes have GPS devices built into the soles!
Posted by: gorb   2007-04-17 11:57  

#10  Good. Then they won't notice the remote cameras on the robot flies.

Posted by: FOTSGreg   2007-04-17 10:52  

#9  Have they figured out the AIDS melons yet?
Posted by: Excalibur   2007-04-17 10:39  

#8  Good. The plant worked. Now they won't notice the robotic rats.
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-04-17 09:17  

#7  Hey, that could work here. Publish a pamphlet that charges that Illegal Immigrants are Taliban and AQ and pass it around all the major congregations of IM's.
Posted by: Jack is Back   2007-04-17 09:10  

#6  Why hasn't NYC figured that out?
Posted by: doc   2007-04-17 08:20  

#5  Just ignore the cats.

http://dc.metblogs.com/archives/2005/07/acoustic_kitty.phtml
Posted by: Jacko   2007-04-17 08:06  

#4  Talibs don't realize it but we've recruited their goats mistresses..
Posted by: RD   2007-04-17 02:09  

#3  Perhaps this is why the US is so good at tracking cows. :-)
Posted by: gorb   2007-04-17 01:11  

#2  The cows have GPS locators in their horns.
Posted by: Mike   2007-04-17 00:32  

#1  Good thing they haven't figured out that the US spies are actually disguised as senior members of the Taliban.
Posted by: DMFD   2007-04-17 00:08  

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