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2007-04-20
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Posted by:Fred

#15  So I'm standing on a street corner in London waiting to cross when a beautiful young lady walks up and stands next to me. It was a very windy day and a sudden gust blew her dress up over her head which exposed her lack of knickers.

She fought to gain control of the dress and eventually brought it down to it's proper place. She looked at me and, not knowing what to say, I blurted out "A bit 'airy isn't it?"

"What were you expecting? she said, feathers?!"

Rimshot!!
Posted by: GORT   2007-04-20 14:44  

#14  Tes with your biscuit?
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-04-20 13:55  

#13  re: arse over tea-kettle picturesque

where's the whistle?
Posted by: RD   2007-04-20 12:26  

#12  The elusive bearded fruit!
Posted by: Unique Battle   2007-04-20 12:16  

#11  On the positive side, at least it isn'r Rosie doing the Carmen impersonation.....
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-04-20 11:59  

#10  It's a fruitopia.
Posted by: Excalibur   2007-04-20 10:10  

#9  Oh, they don't dance like Carmen no more.
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet   2007-04-20 09:39  

#8  Crikey!
Posted by: Howard UK   2007-04-20 09:28  

#7  Now that I've spilled my coffee on myself...
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-04-20 09:09  

#6  WTF?
Posted by: DragonFly   2007-04-20 08:55  

#5  I've got a picture somewhere... But it's NSFW, so don't mouseover it...



Don't even mouseover.
Posted by: Fred   2007-04-20 07:47  

#4  Is "freedom from underwear" one of those "Miranda rights" I keep hearing about?
Posted by: Mike   2007-04-20 06:11  

#3  What underwear?
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-04-20 06:01  

#2  Is that true about the underwear?!
Posted by: Howard UK   2007-04-20 05:19  

#1  People who watch my wolf-dog kick in his sleep always speculate that he's chasing rabbits when, in reality, he's really dancing the Spanish fandango with Carmen Miranda.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-04-20 00:37  

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