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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Maan's Gaza Hijinks
2007-04-20

Gaza - Ma'an - Palestinian security sources have reported that two Palestinians were injured on Friday as a result of misuse of weapons in the Rafah and Deir Al-Balah areas of the Gaza Strip.
Oh, good. They could use a slow night. Gives them a chance to reload and feed Alan Johnston...
The security sources told our correspondent in Gaza that the first citizen is an activist in the Islamic Jihad movement. He received an injury to his hand when a hand grenade exploded inside his home in Rafah, in the south of the Strip.
The pin comes out...the pin goes in...the pin comes out...
"Fatima, watch this!"
The second injury occurred when a bullet was mistakenly released from a machine gun in Deir Al-Balah, in the central Gaza Strip. The holder of the gun was injured in his left leg.
Probably wedding practice. Which leads us to...
Hebron - Ma'an - Seven Palestinians were injured during a wedding in the West Bank city of Hebron on Thursday evening when shots were fired in the air.
Nah, Mahmoud, the bullets just go up into space...
Palestinian security sources reported that the groom's brother started shooting in the air using an automatic weapon. Just minutes later, his hand slipped and he injured 7 guests who were taken to hospital. One of them was described as being in a critical condition.
Okay. While the band takes a break, here's the groom's brother with an AK-47 solo...
The security officials in Hebron condemned this incident, assuring the need to confiscate weapons from the citizens because the proliferation of weapons contributes to the increase of lawlessness.
Aw, c'mon guys. It's a wedding, for crissakes! And nobody died, so that's good luck for the happy couple...
Qalqilya - Ma'an - on Thursday evening, Capt. Mahmoud Iwesi from the general Palestinian intelligence was injured by mysterious gunfire east of Qalqilya city in the north west of the occupied West Bank.
Ah, ye olde "mysterious gunfire"...
He really is named 'Mahmoud'?
An eyewitness reported that the shooting at Iwesi came from a vehicle. Iwesi was standing at the eastern entrance to the city of Qalqilya. Medical sources described 'Iwesi's condition as moderate; he was injured by several bullets in his legs.
He looked "suspicious". So we "mysteriously" shot him...
Shot in the legs; clearly done by Zionists. Paleos shoot each other in the feet.
Posted by:tu3031

#6  stoppit DB :-)
Posted by: Frank G   2007-04-20 18:27  

#5  My hand slips and I hit myself in the nose.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-04-20 18:22  

#4  his hand slipped and he injured 7 guests who were taken to hospital

I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: gorb   2007-04-20 16:29  

#3  Missed the bold on the last leg tho.
Posted by: Shipman   2007-04-20 14:59  

#2  He looked "suspicious". So we "mysteriously" shot him...

Larf! You're getting pretty damn good at this tu3031. Great inline!
Posted by: Zenster   2007-04-20 14:00  

#1  They should send the videos into Gaza's Funniest Home Videos.
Posted by: danking_70   2007-04-20 13:39  

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