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Armed Miss America 1944 Stops Intruder
2007-04-22
WAYNESBURG, Ky. (AP) -- Miss America 1944 has a talent that likely has never appeared on a beauty pageant stage: She fired a handgun to shoot out a vehicle's tires and stop an intruder. Venus Ramey, 82, confronted a man on her farm in south-central Kentucky last week after she saw her dog run into a storage building where thieves had previously made off with old farm equipment.

Ramey said the man told her he would leave. "I said, 'Oh, no you won't,' and I shot their tires so they couldn't leave," Ramey said. She had to balance on her walker as she pulled out a snub-nosed .38-caliber handgun. "I didn't even think twice. I just went and did it," she said. "If they'd even dared come close to me, they'd be 6 feet under by now."

Ramey then flagged down a passing motorist, who called 911. Curtis Parrish of Ohio was charged with misdemeanor trespassing, Deputy Dan Gilliam said. The man's hometown wasn't immediately available. Three other people were questioned but were not arrested.

After winning the pageant with her singing, dancing and comedic talents, Ramey sold war bonds and her picture was adorned on a B-17 that made missions over Germany in World War II, according to the Miss America Web site. Ramey lived in Cincinnati for several years and was instrumental in helping rejuvenate Over-the-Rhine historic buildings. She returned to Kentucky in 1990 to live on her farm. "I'm trying to live a quiet, peaceful life and stay out of trouble, and all it is, is one thing after another," she said.
Posted by:DepotGuy

#8  The best stories are worth re-reading, Icerigger. :-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-04-22 23:35  

#7  Ah, I submitted this on Friday. Good story.
Posted by: Icerigger   2007-04-22 21:34  

#6  Venus Ramey, 82, confronted a man on her farm in south-central Kentucky last week after she saw her dog run into a storage building where thieves had previously made off with old farm equipment.

Well, there's one Venus with arms.

Posted by: Zenster   2007-04-22 21:09  

#5  Add markmanship and guts to the talent and swimsuit requirements.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-04-22 17:50  

#4  RJ, they still do have a slight recoil. If the tube was plugged, you may fly in with an equal force, but in opposite direction to the missile trajectory. ;-)

The expulsion of gases is not gradual. There is a spike just before the missile is released, as the gasses are trying to escape in all directions. If you watch videos of launches of SLMs, you'd notice the distinct reaction of the shooter.
Posted by: twobyfour   2007-04-22 15:41  

#3  Missles don't have recoil, that's why the launch tubes are open behind, to let the gasses escape.(Don't stand behind one)
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-04-22 13:55  

#2  May need an extra of the RDS & TP
Posted by: Shipman   2007-04-22 13:42  

#1  This is great!
Maybe there is hope after all.
I can see a new line of medical equipment in the aftermath of this: walkers with machine gun mounts ( ammo containers optional),
laser guided missles on wheel chairs (still need to work out the recoil thing)
but these all can trace their lineage back to the Ricin-equipped umbrella, which can be considered nothing more than an all-weather cane...
Posted by: USN, ret.   2007-04-22 12:55  

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