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Naked Paris Hilton Autopsy Sculpture With Removable Entrails
2007-04-27
Paris Hilton's naked "corpse" could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season. An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking.

The display also features Tinkerbell, Hilton's forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara, and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art.

"Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth" featuring "The Paris Hilton Autopsy" offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner's table, while her cell phone remains in her grip.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#7  especially if you don't lube it up periodically with Neat's foot oil and yogurt. Damn.


I've had this in my psyche for a while. It's been a burden, but don't tell me this hasn't struck an ugly chord..eh?
Posted by: Frank G   2007-04-27 22:20  

#6  I don't know about that, Dodo. Frank G's description of Rosie O'Donnel's Zooch will give me nightmares for months and I'm an Adult.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-04-27 20:51  

#5  Paris Hilton's naked corpse? Talk about scaring our children to death.
Posted by: DoDo   2007-04-27 19:14  

#4  Having her legs spread wide open seems appropriate. Still, look at the link to Paris's name, since when was she a supermodel?
Posted by: rjschwarz   2007-04-27 18:51  

#3  fuck pairs ifshe dies drunk driving with her moeny too hire a driver then it's her own fault. put something on there about her being a whore
Posted by: sinse   2007-04-27 18:46  

#2  Wasn't this the same guy that gave us Suri Cruise's bronzed poopie? And that grotesque Hillary Clinton bust?
Posted by: tu3031   2007-04-27 16:05  

#1  Uh, so what's the dog doing? And shouldn't she be depicted getting out of the car and flashing her naughty bits? That would be more true to life.
Posted by: Jonathan   2007-04-27 15:59  

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