A man is recovering in hospital after he was stabbed nine times – but didn't notice, because he slept through the whole thing. The 23-year-old, from Winona, Minnesota, was stabbed repeatedly early on Saturday morning, but was unable to identify his assailants to police because he was snoozing at the time.
The Winona Daily News reports that the man, who wasn't identified, only realised that he'd been stabbed nine times when his girlfriend noticed that he was covered in blood and pointed this out.
Reports do not indicate whether the girlfriend was also sleeping during the attack.
Police are continuing to investigate the incident, and the man remains in hospital. Probably asleep.