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Vermont Spring Brings Nudist Strikes
2007-05-17
Spring has arrived in this southeastern Vermont shire town. The trees are less bare, and some local residents are more so. Brattleboro has no ordinance, and Vermont no law, against public nudity. Some of the people who caused a stir last year when they began appearing downtown, as nature made them, are back.

Not everyone is happy.

Resident Theresa Toney said she was dining at a downtown restaurant when she spotted her first naked person of the spring. She looked out the window "and saw a man in his 60s walking up and down Main Street totally nude," she said. "This is indecent exposure where it doesn't belong."

Toney was one of the most vocal critics of public nudity when young people first started congregating without clothing in a downtown parking lot last year. This week she was back before the Select Board, demanding to know what the town was going to do "about this behavior." Audrey Garfield, chairwoman of the board, said she had spoken with the town manager, and that a log of complaints would be compiled.

Some are worried about the town's image.

"How do you want to be viewed as Brattleboro?" asked the Rev. Kevin Horion. "We want to welcome families with small children." Nudists could pop up anywhere, he said. "I am concerned we don't know where they are going to strike."
Posted by:Bobby

#5  Vermont - Berkeley with snow and maple trees.
Posted by: DMFD   2007-05-17 23:34  

#4  Brattleboro. Come for the foliage, stay for the elderly naked moonbats...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-05-17 11:25  

#3  She looked out the window "and saw a man in his 60s walking up and down Main Street totally nude

Could have been having a senior moment and just forgot to put on his clothes. Clothes phobia? Allergic to cloth? Clothing impaired? Getting his Vitamin D?
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-05-17 11:22  

#2  "I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers."

Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Brattleboro's village freak
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his wrinkled anatomy
He goin' give us a peek . . .
Posted by: Mike   2007-05-17 10:16  

#1  Is this what she saw?
Posted by: GK   2007-05-17 06:57  

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