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| -Short Attention Span Theater- | |
| Keith Oldermann Fisks Larry Johnson! | |
| 2007-07-01 | |
KO: Larry, this Glasgow airport attack- LJ: oh, don’t jump to conclusions, Keith! We don’t know this is connected to Islam- KO: WHAT? A car full of liquid gasoline, tanks of butane and nails? LJ: a disgruntled- KO: DRIVEN into the airport main entrance? LJ: Well, like- KO: Where he POURS gas on himself and ENJOYS BURNING HIMSELF? LJ: You see, Keith- KO: Shouting “Allah’u’Ackbar!” while a brave bystander punched him in the face and the police wrestled him to the ground? LJ: See, Islam is a religion of peace- KO: …and pulled a suicide vest off him? LJ: I admit there are a few circumstantial connections- KO: A few? A FEW? Mr Johnson, what will it take for you to allow yourself to ACCEPT the conscious, rational connection between THIS ATTACK and the Global Jihad? LJ: uhmm…. KO: Sir? LJ: I’m thinking… KO: Well, THAT’s a pleasant change! (Signoff) | |
| Posted by:twobyfour |
| #10 tell walter I luvs SHARK WEEK! |
| Posted by: RD 2007-07-01 17:04 |
| #9 Hell I hate busy fucking bodies. Especially n00bs and especially during.... SHARK WEEK No mercy, I put up with this shit for a year, now it's time. |
| Posted by: SHAMU 2007-07-01 10:21 |
| #8 No, he's too busy minding other peoples business. |
| Posted by: Peter Finch 2007-07-01 10:19 |
| #7 I remember that Rat. Is twobyfour in the box now? |
| Posted by: Walter Piegon 2007-07-01 10:18 |
| #6 I made B.F. Skinner |
| Posted by: A Fast Rat 2007-07-01 10:17 |
| #5 I stand corrected and will now go sit in the corner. :-) |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-07-01 08:51 |
| #4 Frank, no, it's Oldermann. Olbermann is an asshole. Oldermann is a podcaster pundit and the name is likely a pen name. Perhaps designed to throw enemy into a state of utter confusion (and some friends too, it seems :-)). |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-07-01 08:49 |
| #3 agreed. How did Larry Johnson get above a clerical job? He's gotta be one of the biggest ass-covering knuckleheads |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-07-01 08:22 |
| #2 He is, but don't complain. If you're gonna slag him when he's wrong--and he is, and we do, and he has it coming every damned time--you've got to be willing to give him props when he gets it right. As B.F. Skinner said, positive reinforcement encourages repeat behavior. |
| Posted by: Mike 2007-07-01 08:00 |
| #1 it's "Olbermann" - and he's still an asshole |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-07-01 07:21 |