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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree
2007-07-08
Police are looking for a man who robbed the Citizen's Bank on Elm Street in Manchester, New Hampshire on Saturday disguised as a tree! The man walked into the bank with tree branches duct taped on his arms and demanded money from the teller.
"This is a stick-up!"
The teller filled the bag with cash and the suspect took off.
"He tried to leaf!"
A dye pack inside the bag exploded.
Posted by:Mike

#5  A deeply rooted problem with bad spending habits???
Posted by: Adriane   2007-07-08 23:19  

#4  The trees on Birnam Wood to the Citizen's Bank of Manchester have come? Wow did that prophesy get screwed up. Too much eye of newt.
Posted by: Super Hose   2007-07-08 22:57  

#3  Hey, that's how you rob a branch office.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-07-08 22:45  

#2  Al Gore's twinkie habit finally gets out of control...
Posted by: Jonathan   2007-07-08 21:59  

#1  A dye pack inside the bag exploded.
The police are looking for a RED maple.
Posted by: GK   2007-07-08 20:56  

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