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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Buck naked
2007-07-18
Both a naked motorist and her passenger face drunken-driving charges following an incident that began with a traffic stop for speeding and ended with the passenger behind the wheel during a seven-mile chase.

The episode unfolded Sunday night when a police officer stopped a Volvo for speeding and discovered that the driver was wearing no clothes.

Because the motorist said she needed to use the bathroom, the officer allowed her to follow his cruiser to a campground. Instead, her passenger took the wheel and led police on a chase that ended on Main Street in Fryeburg, police said.

Douglas H. Litchfield, 59, and Patricia Buck, 61, both of Harrison, were charged with drunken driving and driving to endanger, police said.

The pair said they had been in the woods and Buck's clothes had washed away in a stream,
leaving her buck naked
according to Fryeburg police administrator Ann Perante.
Posted by:Mike

#6  Oh, and ociffer, Jose Cuervo is NOT a friend of mine...
Posted by: Elmomoth Javitle4523   2007-07-18 19:50  

#5  Jack Daniels made me do this!
Posted by: Elmomoth Javitle4523   2007-07-18 19:50  

#4  classic!
Posted by: AT   2007-07-18 16:53  

#3  Anon,
I've done worse than your brother.

In college one of my apt-roommates and his hot girl friend liked to do daring things...

One day about 2 or 3 pm they left their clothes on the front porch and went for a ride in his Triumph TR-6 convertible.

I came home about 4pm and the girls on the first floor asked whose clothes were on the porch. I looked and determined whose they were. I then searched the apt and didn't find them. The girls asked me to put the clothes in the apt then locked the front door. Next called all their friends for a party and put a beer keg on the porch. Soon my friends noticed the party and started coming by. Neighbors asked what was going on and came over too. It turned into sort of a block party but nobody left their cars in front.

About 6:30 the Triumph raced to the front and parked. Without looking they raced to the front door and couldn't get in.

Then people showed up.

Neither one of them spoke to any of us for a few months. Strange, now that I think about it we never saw clothes laying outside after that either.


Posted by: 3dc   2007-07-18 16:51  

#2  Reminds me of a story my brother tells. He was at the beach at night, examining the waves and noticed the clothes of a couple skinny dipping. It was fun he couldn't resist - so he stole their clothes and towels and put them in a trash can somewhere.
Posted by: Anon   2007-07-18 15:22  

#1  Old, ugly people shouldn't get naked, period. Or perhaps, just for their sponge bath.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-07-18 15:13  

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