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| Ecosexuals - A New Definition Of Pathos |
| 2007-07-20 |
| Call them ecosexuals – green-minded men and women who date with an eye toward preserving the environment. "The ‘green’ buzzword has infiltrated our consciousness in terms of what we eat and how we recycle and when we drive to the store or walk,” Heather Buchanan writes on Hamptons.com, a Web site focusing on Long Island’s tony summer playground. "Now it’s even entered the equation of ‘your carbon-footprint-free place or mine?’ The question is: Are you an ecosexual?” Here are several of Buchanan’s tips for ecosexual dating: Guys, pick up your date on your bicycle if possible, or else impress her by arriving in a hybrid car. |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #11 "Ecosexual Girls Gone Wild An Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden theme, I'd expect. Flowers in her hair, dancing around the trees - Slow mo of nude Eve eathing the apple, tied down by the snake. Also popular would be the Eco-Mud Girls. High on the list would be - Girls without air conditioning. |
| Posted by: AT 2007-07-20 20:57 |
| #10 I wonder how "Ecosexual Girls Gone Wild" would play out? |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2007-07-20 18:09 |
| #9 Let's not rush to judgement here, folks; the showering together thing has some merit |
| Posted by: Photer Brown7462 2007-07-20 12:09 |
| #8 B Movies here I come! Catholic girl Ecosexual Madness! "Once I started tree hugging, we had a few drinks, I noticed those looong limbs..." |
| Posted by: flash91 2007-07-20 11:21 |
| #7 Jeesh - these people sound like they have about as much fun as two school marms visiting Emily Post's house. The bike thing would be cool though. Daisy, Daisy, ..... |
| Posted by: AT 2007-07-20 11:13 |
| #6 I'm a graysexual (aging). Believe me the aging thing takes care of the ecosexual concerns. You really don't have to worry or even think about environmental-sexual concerns unless you are still plowing up grass as a sexagenarian or a septuagenarian. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2007-07-20 09:33 |
| #5 I could do that... Are they taking resumes? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-07-20 08:53 |
| #4 The noun bon vivant has one meaning: Meaning #1: a person devoted to refined sensuous enjoyment (especially good food and drink) Synonyms: epicure, gourmet, gastronome, epicurean Meaning #2: a hypocrite |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2007-07-20 08:47 |
| #3 Heather Buchanan is a bon vivant around the Hamptons... Bon vivant. How do ya get a gig like that? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-07-20 08:39 |
| #2 **** the environment |
| Posted by: Chineper Lumplump5050 2007-07-20 08:30 |
| #1 Here is the original article on the original site. Look at the pic and remember that date, dude. She'll be on your back for the rest of your life. Only in a website like Hamptons.com can we think of green dating and not think of VD. And to the ordinary folks who post here: The only green date you will get from a young, beautiful eco-sexual female who haunts the Hamptons will be the one at $2500 a night, $500 if you want to snuggle with her all night long. |
| Posted by: badanov 2007-07-20 08:07 |