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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
W. Bank: Troops detain 2 Palestinians with shotgun
2007-08-12
IDF troops detained two Palestinians near the West Bank town of Nablus Saturday afternoon.
"Here, youse! Halt! Get away from dat disco!"
After noticing suspicious behavior on the part of the Palestinians, the soldiers conducted a search of their belongings, and found a shotgun and ammunition.
"Ahah! A shotgun and ammunition! And what were yez plannin' on doin' wit' deze?"
"We're goin' hunting!"
"Huntin' what?"
"Ummm... Bustards?"
"We don't have a lotta bustards around here. Dey're even more rare in the Starlite Disco, Coffee House & Pizzadrome."
The Palestinians were taken to Israel.
"Youse're gonna love the bustard huntin' where you're goin'"
Posted by:Fred

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