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Saudi Man Takes Crocs, Snakes On A Plane
2007-08-14
You would think that after the movie "Snakes on a Plane", this guy would know that smuggling snakes on a plane never ends well.

Love the crocodiles bit. But how do you keep them quiet to transport them.

(AP) It was very nearly a real-life version of "Snakes on a Plane." A man was stopped at Cairo's airport just moments before he boarded a Saudi Arabia-bound plane with carry-on bags filled with live snakes, as well as a few baby crocodiles and chameleons.

Security officials became suspicious of the 22-year-old Saudi man's bags when the X-ray machine at the departure gate gave odd readings.
"Mahmoud, I don't understand this infidel X-ray machine. What's this?"
"Achmed, don't be an idiot. Those are snakes."
"Snakes. Hokay. .. .. .. SNAKES!!??!!"
Police said they opened the bags and found a large number of reptiles, including at least one cobra, squirming to escape. The animals were confiscated and turned over to the Cairo Zoo and the man was allowed to board his flight home.

Transporting live reptiles out of the country is illegal in Egypt, but the passenger said he was unaware of the ban and that the snakes, crocodiles and chameleons were needed by a Saudi university for scientific experiments, police said.
Why didn't they buy them from JAX like the rest of us?
In May, another Saudi man was caught at the Cairo airport carrying 700 live snakes in his carry-on luggage. He told authorities that snakes were often kept in Saudi Arabia by storekeepers in glass jars or used as pets.
Posted by:Delphi

#3  Why do I get the feeling that because he was a WOG they let him go?
If it was me they would have acted like I was trying to bring an atom bomb on the plane.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2007-08-14 15:56  

#2  ...Why did it have to be snakes?...I hate snakes...

-Professor Henry Jones, Jr.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2007-08-14 13:35  

#1  This pleases allah.
Posted by: McZoid   2007-08-14 04:56  

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