 | It's pronounced 'joooties' in Urdu. |
| And loudly, and repeatedly. |
[Assumes Cary Grant voice:]
"Joooooty, Joooooty, Joooooty!"
[Returns to normal Arnold Stang voice] |
MINGORA: Pamphlets pasted on the walls of mosques and bazaars in Matta tehsil of Swat district warned locals on Thursday against working for non-government organisations, as a mullah issued a fatwa (decree) calling upon Muslims to wage a jihad against the "friends of infidels," eyewitnesses said.
Wannabe Little known Mufti Khalid Shah issued the fatwa saying that "since the US and Jewish states have made Muslims' lives miserable, jihad is mandatory against the people working for them at international and national levels".
"Every Muslim is under an obligation to wage a jihad against the people working for the US or other Jewish states," read the fatwa written in Urdu. It also warned people working for multinational companies to quit their jobs or "face serious consequences". |