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| Hillary "feels good" in Nevada prostitution capital |
| 2007-08-17 |
 . . . One thing you don't want to say when you are a candidate for President is that you "feel very good" about being in Pahrump, Nevada. Pahrump, Nevada, is -- for those who know -- the whorehouse capitol of Nevada, and hence, as far as legal brothels go, the whorehouse capitol of the United States. Now that might be the normal metaphysical environment for politicians of all parties, but it just isn't done to glory in it. . . . |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #12 "I did not have sex with that woman." Hah hah hah! |
| Posted by: McZoid 2007-08-17 18:55 |
| #11 Y'know, if she actually had a rack like that we probably never would've heard of Bill Clinton... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-08-17 13:26 |
| #10 :P heh heh heh |
| Posted by: 3dc 2007-08-17 12:40 |
| #9 Maybe she got some? :P That usually makes me feel very good.... |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2007-08-17 12:00 |
| #8 my eyes....... some one kill me........ aaaaaaaa....... |
| Posted by: Red Dawg 2007-08-17 11:37 |
| #7 Hillary!: "I was in Pahrump, Nevada, just today, earlier. 2,500 people. I feel very good about where I am." A plum becomes a prune. A joke becomes a pun, And daughters of the moon Must stray beneath the sun. Thanks, Mr. Hart! |
| Posted by: mrp 2007-08-17 11:32 |
| #6 I've long thought it would be a good idea to set up a brothel in Nevada specializing in celebrities. Using a website in which subscribers can name a top ten list of celebrities they would want to have sex with, along with a dollar amount they would be willing to put in escrow to pay for it. If the celebrity is interested, they can contact the website and only then see pictures of their "top fans". And if they are interested in turn, then a meeting is arranged in Nevada after the money has been placed in escrow. Of course "most" celebrities wouldn't be interested, but some would be. And celebrities would also obsessively check the website to see what their ranking is among their peers. The more fans willing to pay for sex with you, the more popular you are. There would be non-disclosure agreements to sign, as well as hotel accommodations paid for by the client and agreed to ahead of time. The usual. As someone once remarked, "In Hollywood, you are either working or starving." So it may not be as unreasonable as all that. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-08-17 10:35 |
| #5 Of course she feels comfortable. She has been whoring herself out to the left for her entire political career. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2007-08-17 10:31 |
| #4 At least she's looking for Bill in all the right places. |
| Posted by: Skunky Glins5285 2007-08-17 10:23 |
| #3 lol, Sofia...so true! |
| Posted by: BA 2007-08-17 09:02 |
| #2 My favorite very very bad politician joke: "What's the difference between a politician and a prostitute? The prostitute will quit when you're dead." |
| Posted by: sofia 2007-08-17 08:34 |
| #1 Ladies of the Evening and Pols, both servicing their clients for generations. A visit with either means you have less money and they have more. Actually, it does seem an appropriate setting. Wonder if Bill was working the crowd. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2007-08-17 08:06 |