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| Dughmosh clan surrender weapons to Hamas' Executive Force |
| 2007-08-17 |
| Oh, them zany Dughmosh's... Gaza – Ma'an – The leader of the Executive Force in the southern Gaza Strip, Mahmoud Kheil, said on Thursday evening that the weapons of the Dughmosh family are being handed over to the Executive Force in the headquarters of the preventive security service in Tel Al-Hawa. Kheil told Ma'an's office in the Gaza Strip that "any weapons that will be seen later will be confiscated, and its owner will be questioned legally". Oh, I'll bet that will be ...interesting. Furthermore, all cars belonging to the Palestinian Authority that had been stolen from their owners will be returned, in addition to removing all the road blocks in the area. Sounds like "Animal House"... Kheil explained that the agreement with the Dughmosh family was reached after the Executive Force besieged the powerful clan family for three consecutive days. The secretary general of the PRC-affiliated Salah Addin Brigades, Zakariyya Dughmosh, who mediated an agreement between the Executive Force and the Dughmosh family, confirmed that the weapons that had been handed were the family's weapons, "not the resistance™ weapons". Yep, they can keep them thar Jew killin guns. Uncle Zakariyya says it's okay. He told Ma'an that "neither Hamas nor the Executive Force will obstruct the resistance™ weapons, which the Dughmosh family members possess, as they are legal weapons". ...and since they're just Jew killin guns, and have magical Jew killin powers, they can't be used agin them thar Executive Force boys. He concluded, saying that the family had thanked him for his efforts in reaching the agreement, which followed clashes between the family and the Executive Force two days ago, leaving behind two dead Executive Force members. Thanks, Uncle Zakariyya. So what happens over the two guys we killed? Oh, they get declared martyrs and toss the families a coupla bucks. Easier for everybody. Stay outta mischief now, boys. Don't make me come down here again. |
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