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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Darwin Nominations are now Open
2007-08-21
(from the AP)

ELMWOOD PLACE, Ohio -- A train struck and injured a pedestrian who was sending a text message on his cell phone while crossing railroad tracks, a collision that hurled him about 50 feet, authorities and witnesses said Monday.

Zachariah Smith, 18, waited for a southbound train to pass Monday morning. He then walked around a gate and onto the tracks, apparently unaware that another train was coming from the other direction, said witness Mike Billups.

"The horn was blowing like mad and the kid was text messaging," said Mayor Richard Ellison, who went to the scene and talked to several witnesses after hearing of the accident. "The kid apparently was just daydreaming."
Can you hear me now
Smith was knocked out by the collision, Billups said.
Gee, Ya think maybe it was, like, you know, a round house punch?
After regaining consciousness, Smith was taken by paramedics to nearby University Hospital in Cincinnati with undisclosed injuries. He was listed in serious condition Monday night.

It was not clear how fast the train was moving.
Any bets before the vulture attornys begin circling?
Gates and lights at the crossing were in working order, said Elmwood Place police Col. William Peskin.

Posted by:USN, Ret.

#4  "The train's been here!"

"How can you tell?"

"There's its tracks!"
Posted by: Zenster   2007-08-21 20:53  

#3  We don't actually know the young man is still capable of reproduction. On the other hand, Cincinnati's University Hospital is pretty good...
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-08-21 18:16  

#2  Assuming he survives, the best he would get would be an honorable mention. You have to die or be rendered unable to reproduce to win a Darwin Award. (Ideally before you reproduce.)
Posted by: Rambler   2007-08-21 17:59  

#1  Does not qualify for Darwin Awards because he can still reproduce (hide your daughters). However, if he keeps trying . . .

Al
Posted by: Frozen Al   2007-08-21 17:46  

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