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Genghis Khan banned gay sex, say experts
2007-08-31
Gay sex was punishable by death under Genghis KhanÂ’s rule.
"That outfit is just too much!"
"Yes, Your Enormity!"
"Off with their heads! The lot of 'em!"
That was among the findings of Chinese researchers who spent more than a year compiling the legendary Mongolian conquerorÂ’s code of laws, the official Xinhua News Agency said Thursday.
"Hey, Professor Wu! Listen to this one!..."
His early 13th century empire stretched across Asia all the way to central Europe.
"Who're those guys, Wladislavsky?"
"Those are the Mongols. Don't go too close to..."
[THWWWWP!]
"Aaaaaiiiieeee!"
"... their tents."
Article 48 of the code said men who “committed sodomy shall be put to death,” according to experts at a research institute in the Chinese region of Inner Mongolia.
[CHOP!]
"Aaaaiiiieeee!... Ow! Ow! Ow!..."
"A little higher next time, Hulugu!"
"Yes, Dad!"
The experts at the Research Institute of Ancient Mongolian Laws and Sociology said the ban was put into place because Genghis Khan wanted to expand the Mongolian population, which was about 1.5 million at the time. The rival Song Dynasty, which dominated todayÂ’s central China, was 100 million strong, Xinhua said.
"Again?"
"Baby, you know how many of them there are! We gotta do our part!"
"But I wanna get some sleep!"
The code also said that damaging grassland with unauthorized excavations or starting fires was punishable by death, Xinhua said, without providing details.
Posted by:Fred

#4  So John F'n Kerry was right after all: Genghis Khan banned gay sex. The US Army also banned gay sex. It's so obvious now!
Of course, the punishment in the US Army was a lot less severe.
Posted by: Rambler   2007-08-31 14:03  

#3  UGH - photo warning please.

There is no way I can UN-see that.

Well, on the bright side it wasnt liek some of the naked protestor pictures from Berzerkely.
Posted by: OldSpook   2007-08-31 12:16  

#2  I don't even wanna know where that chain goes in the Pic
Posted by: Frank G   2007-08-31 11:44  

#1  See if you can reincarnate him and put him in charge of the Minneapolis Airport...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-08-31 09:24  

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