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Terrorists to Britney: Madonna, convert or we'll cut your heads off
2007-09-12
Muslim terrorist leaders threatened to forcibly convert Britney Spears and Madonna to Islam and warned if they resist, their heads would be cut off for "spreading Satanic culture," according to a new book released today.

The threats, recorded on audio, come as Madonna is due to arrive in Israel Wednesday to celebrate the Jewish new year with fellow Kabbalah practitioners. "If I meet these whores I will have the honor — I repeat, I will have the honor — to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam," said Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees terror organization.

The Committees, largely based in the Gaza Strip, ...
... wotta surprise ...
... has carried out thousands of rocket attacks against Jewish population centers and scores of shootings and bombings. It is suspected of bombing a U.S. convoy in Gaza in 2003 and took credit for a rocket attack yesterday that hit an Israeli military base wounding 69 – the largest casualty number of any Palestinian rocket attack.

Abdel-Al and other terror leaders were quoted threatening Madonna and Spears in "Schmoozing with Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans – to a Jew!," by author and WND Jerusalem bureau chief Aaron Klein.

Audio of their threats was played today by TMZ.com's new national entertainment television show and its website.

In "Schmoozing," the jihadist leaders were petitioned to describe what life would be like if the terrorists took over the U.S. and imposed Islamic Sharia law. They were asked what they thought of specific American cultural icons and personalities, but many state they never heard of scores of notorious U.S. celebrities they were asked about. According to Klein, many terrorists interviewed were familiar with two U.S. celebrities – Madonna and Spears.

"Unfortunately, I heard the names of Madonna and Spears on [Arab] television when parents complain that their children neglect their studies and their values because they are influenced by your cheap American music that you call culture," explained Sheikh Abu Saqer, a founder of the Sword of Islam terror group. The Sword of Islam has taken responsibility in Gaza for bombings of Internet cafes, pool halls and secular music stores, and is suspected of attacking a United Nations–funded school in Gaza accused of allowing girls and boys to play sports together.

Abu Abdullah, a senior member of Hamas' so-called "military wing" is quoted in "Schmoozing" describing what his group would do with Madonna and Spears if jihad groups took over the U.S.: "At the beginning, we will try to convince Madonna and Britney Spears to follow Allah's way. But I honestly don't think they will follow. If they persist with their whoring music, we will prevent them by force. I don't think that I can be in the same place with these singers. They might be killed if they do not respect our laws."

The Committees' Abdel-Al accused Madonna and Spears of "spreading this culture by the Americans as part of the war against Islam."

"If these two prostitutes [Madonna and Spears] keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them. First we will call them to join Islam. But if they keep what they are doing ... we can stone them or even we can kill them if they keep ... tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. ... A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be eighty times hit with a belt." Abdel-El said even before Islam takes over America he would personally kill Madonna and Spears if he ran into them. He boasted he would "be the first one to cut the heads of Madonna and Britney Spears."
I have to go to work now, so didn't select a stock photo. The choice are so many: the rabid dog, Paris Hilton getting in the limo...
Posted by:Gary and the Samoyeds

#9  Ala ROBERTS RULES OF ORDER, in case the Islamist Prophets, C2CAM Show, and Global PYWAR-INTEL-MIC etal. didn't tell you, the future OWG Global JOsephine's brother is the Global Napoleon. Her other relation is your Islamist Global Immam-Mahdi. D *** NG IT, DOESN'T ANYONE IN PYWAR-INTEL WATCH CARRIE UNDERWOOD, ETC. - 00,000's OF CAMELS ARE DYING IN ARABIA, PEOPLE, GET A GRIP!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-09-12 23:42  

#8  Stopped clock ... blind pig and acorn ... sack full of dead mice ...
Posted by: Zenster   2007-09-12 20:35  

#7  a couple of Madonna's movies were ok.....
Now she is into the Kabbalah - WHITE MAGIC with a Jewish Spin.....

I think she will put an evil eye on them and a hex or thirty.
Posted by: 3dc   2007-09-12 20:19  

#6  Geez - who to root for?

Decisions, decisions....
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-09-12 18:58  

#5  Actually, didn't Binny have the hots for Whitney Houston? Before the crack, I mean...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-09-12 16:58  

#4  Wasn't one of those Talibunnies a big fan of Brittany? I seem to recall hearing they found some paraphenalia (DVD? VHS? Calendar? something...) in one of their joints in Afghanistan.
Posted by: eLarson   2007-09-12 16:55  

#3  Britney, Madonna vs terrorists ... I'm so conflicted..... tell you what, if you'll add Lohan & Hilton, I'll go with the terrorists ... all these skanks ought to be covered up.
Posted by: Mr. Blackwell2007   2007-09-12 15:58  

#2  Nah. The boy's heads would explode before they even got close. One glimpse of that Queen of the Trailer Park video from the other night is all it would take...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-09-12 11:36  

#1  Wouldn't make any difference if they were headless - nothing in there to begin with.
Posted by: Jack is Back!   2007-09-12 11:22  

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