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Mark Steyn: "I read the news today, oh boy!" |
2007-09-20 |
I went over to the Fox News story on Dan Rather's $70 million lawsuit and was laughing my head off over the charge that he was fired to "pacify the White House" when my eye fell on the right-hand column of current headlines. What a snapshot of the world. In order: * Idaho Man Blames Wild Sex for Car Crash What I like about the list is the vague feeling that it's computer generated and would make no difference randomly reshuffled: * New Zealand Cop Divorces Son Of Usama Bin Laden UPDATE: More fun with headlines courtesy of NRO readers: * Armless Man Blames Wild Sex For Car Crash Actually, Dan Rather improves almost any headline ("Dan Rather Causes 'Mystery Illness' In Peru", etc). Try these on for size: * New Zealand Cops Discover Britney Spears' Plans to Bomb Israel Add your own in the combox. The only rule is that your headline must be composed of words found in the list in the article above. |
Posted by:Mike |
#6 Idaho man blames Dan Rather for wild sex with Britney Spears. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2007-09-20 17:40 |
#5 Lol. :o) |
Posted by: wxjames 2007-09-20 14:59 |
#4 Report: Jesse Jackson Says Barack Obama Unsafe Idaho Man Blames Wild Sex for Britney Spears |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-09-20 14:48 |
#3 Dan Rather Expected to Report Boeing 787 Unsafe Hell, why not Alicia Silverstone instead? How would she be any less credible?
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Posted by: Angie Schultz 2007-09-20 14:29 |
#2 we missed: Alicia Silverstone to Appear Nude in PETA Commercial Pop Tarts: Jamie Foxx's Fertile Fantasy: Impregnating Halle Berry Must not have had good photos with them. |
Posted by: 3dc 2007-09-20 14:11 |
#1 He should just come here. We had most of them. |
Posted by: tu3031 2007-09-20 13:24 |