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Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'
2007-09-28
Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports. The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."
That should help the local construction industry a little ...
"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: "This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all."
"It's an underground .. recreation room. With reinforced concrete walls."
"What about the air purification system?"
"He likes clean air. Don't you?"
The 45-year-old is currently filming World War II movie Rubicon (formerly known as Valkyrie) in Germany, where he is regularly joined on set by Katie and Suri.
Posted by:Delphi

#11  This time Lord Xenu, PLEASE, PLEASE, make sure to throw Tom Cruise in the f*cking volcano.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2007-09-28 22:25  

#10  Yep you never know when ol Xenu's going to pop out the nukes, volcanoes and antifreeze.

Scientologists are complete and utter dupes - or else assholes.
Posted by: OldSpook   2007-09-28 21:22  

#9  Must mean the low-orbit NOAH'S/SPACE ARKS scientists want developed to save elements of humanity when ocean waters cover the earth, ala DUBYA = GLOBAL WARMING. D *** NG IT, HOW CAN THE SUN SURRENDER IFF THE OWG WON'T BUILD A SUN/STAR DESTROYING MISSLE ala STAR TREK: NG - NEXUS. Ya hear us, Sol, ya'll go Nova only when the Global Gummint tells ya to - IT WASN'T OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR, AND IT TAINT OVER NOW!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-09-28 20:30  

#8  I'm gratified to hear that there will quality stock available to repopulate the earth.
Posted by: KBK   2007-09-28 19:37  

#7  I'm so surprised he didn't agitate for a part in "Battlefield Earth", L.Ron Hubbards "masterpiece"....
Posted by: Flutle Henbane2847   2007-09-28 17:07  

#6  Why do you think there's room for the kids? Plus I'm pretty sure he'll have all his films and reviews (the glowing ones, anyway).
Posted by: lotp   2007-09-28 15:58  

#5  Ya really think Tom would wanna live if there was no one left to...worship him?
Posted by: tu3031   2007-09-28 15:37  

#4  A state-of-the-art bunker could come in handy. Xenu isn't the only threat around. Ahmanidiot is looking for the bomb; Pakistan has it and folks are talking about normalizing Khan, Putin is stomping his little feet, and there's that question of what China will do if/when their new economic model hiccups.

"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours."
Posted by: Glenmore   2007-09-28 15:31  

#3  The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

Yeah, so when Xenu comes back...SCREW YOU, NICOLE!!!
Posted by: Tom Cruise: Megastar   2007-09-28 14:58  

#2  Laugh as much as you will, but if/when xenu comes a-knocking to his door, then that will be money well spent. That could happen, you know. Really.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-09-28 14:51  

#1  Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack' seriously whacked out

There. Fixed it for ya.
Posted by: Mike   2007-09-28 14:31  

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