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| 2007-10-02 |
| Ass chewing starts fight A donkey at an Algerian market ate the money of a man who came to buy him, making the unfortunate buyer and the owner wonder who the animal belongs to, an Algerian newspaper reported. Neither the district court nor the city court was able to make a ruling that would satisfy both parties, so the case was passed on to the Algerian Supreme Court. |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #4 Mullah Khuyovei (21st century): "The donkey is a thief. Front right and back left limbs must be amputated." All kidding aside, this was the punishment for thieves in times long past. Given the islamic rules related to relieving onesself, can you imagine what a pain in the a$$ it would be come time to take a $hit? I'd rather die. |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-10-02 18:49 |
| #3 The donkey made an ass out of everyone. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-10-02 18:24 |
| #2 King Solomon (950 BC): "Let's make donkey salami and divide between both parties equally!" Nasreddin (sufi wisecracker, 13th century): "The money must be returned to he buyer. Let's wait till it comes out from the rear end." Mullah Khuyovei (21st century): "The donkey is a thief. Front right and back left limbs must be amputated." Darwin refuted! Itsa devolution, baby! |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-10-02 17:31 |
| #1 Oh, God. I see fatwas and seething and burning buildings and at lesat a couple of hundred people dying over this... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-10-02 16:20 |