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Shocking business, cable thievery: Darwin Winner
2007-10-09
BERLIN (Reuters) - A thief in Germany was charred beyond recognition by a 10,000 volt electric shock when he tried to steal a live copper cable, authorities said Monday. Police in the western city of Duisburg found the 32-year-old man's blackened remains by a set of cable cutters and pile of non-live cables he had already stolen.
"Snip...Buuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
Only because one of his hands survived incineration were officers able to identify the man as German of Kazakh origin. "His fingerprints were already logged on police files," a local police spokesman said. "The force of the shock was so great that the hand was severed from his body."
Posted by:Skidmark

#4  
"The force of the shock was so great that the hand was severed from his body."

Gimme a hand with this ... BZZZZZZZZAP!
Posted by: Zenster   2007-10-09 15:51  

#3  Only because one of his hands survived incineration were officers able to identify the man as German of Kazakh origin.

I suppose it's too much to hope for that we won't have to put up with Borat any more.
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman   2007-10-09 13:31  

#2  I thought that one wuz about Moses breaking a rod in his Fury coming down the mountain?

MOPAR!
Posted by: Thomas Woof   2007-10-09 12:57  

#1  Down from the mountain, still holds true today, Exodus 10:15.... so very appropriate.
Posted by: Besoeker   2007-10-09 07:47  

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