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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Today's Idiot
2007-10-25
CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday.
Holy smoke!
Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth.
I want her name...
The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.
...and her address.
I honestly don't know how that's physiologically possible. They're mammaries, not muscles.
The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.
Prudes.
"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.
Drat- no pictures.
Posted by:Free Radical

#6  BUGS BUNNY > Of course you know this thread is useless without pics. Beats out SIX DRUNKEN ELEPHANTS ELECTROCUTE THEMSELVES ON FENCE, ala WND.com.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-10-25 19:58  

#5  I need proof. I don't think it's possible to crush beer cans between your breasts.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-10-25 11:15  

#4  Or maybe this explains it.
Posted by: DepotGuy   2007-10-25 11:07  

#3  Â“Â…is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts”

Don't act like your not impressed. They were'nt any of those girley-man light-beer cans eitherÂ…weÂ’re talkinÂ’ Fosters cans...Bayyyybee!
Posted by: DepotGuy   2007-10-25 10:54  

#2  Hey, she's recycling. Saving the planet, prevent global warming, all that good shit...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-10-25 10:15  

#1  Blondie, at the Clairemont Lounge in Atlanta, has been crushing beer cans with her breasts for over 20 years.
Posted by: Beavis   2007-10-25 08:51  

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