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| Wanted Terrorists in West Bank not getting dates, taxi rides and coffee service |
| 2007-11-13 |
| IMRA version of a Nov 13 Haaretz story A group of militants from the Fatah-affiliated Al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades, all on Israel's wanted list, strolled into Fawzi Baba, a coffeehouse in the Tul Karm refugee camp around noon. Within a few seconds, a scene that has become routine took place: Everyone dropped their card games and rushed out..... "Let's say a wanted man orders a taxi from the nearest stand," Abu Talab [non al aqsa member]explains. The driver comes, sees who he's dealing with and steps on the gas....... "I wanted to marry a girl from the camp," [Al Aqsa member] Mawid Abu Taman relates, "but because I'm wanted, her father refused. What kind of life could I offer her?" |
| Posted by:mhw |
| #17 Damn hard to get dates now that Saddam's not giving out money to the wifes of homicide bombers anymore. What's a guy to do? I bet Camels and goats don't like the smell of explosives either..... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2007-11-13 23:19 |
| #16 The dots are in the wrong places, tw. |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2007-11-13 22:49 |
| #15 It is now. Cute! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2007-11-13 21:37 |
| #14 That was supposed to be a Unicode Shin-Bet. (Shin, Shin Dot, Bet, Dagesh mark), It wasn't. |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2007-11-13 20:06 |
| #13 MI6, Seafarious? Wuld you trust the British Secret Service to support Israel? I'd replace them with the שׁבּ. |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2007-11-13 20:04 |
| #12 Although the place emptied out with their arrival, there is no mention as to whether the paino player quit, and if the bartender dipped below the counter for his shotgun. And just WHERE did the dancing girls run off to????? ( Calling Mel Brooks, please incorporate into BZ 2, the Sequel) |
| Posted by: USN,Ret. 2007-11-13 13:45 |
| #11 I wouldn't want my daughter dating them either. The difference is that she does as she damn well pleases. All I can do is hope she knows better. |
| Posted by: treo 2007-11-13 13:37 |
| #10 Heh, staff with androids, flash91! |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-11-13 12:55 |
| #9 Hah Seafarious! Thats exactly what I thought about. the problem with coffee is that if they get scalded, they might explode at the register. |
| Posted by: flash91 2007-11-13 11:55 |
| #8 They're all my friends, but I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one. I want her to have a good life, without having the army coming into her house all the time to arrest her while her husband escapes into the streets. Damn! It's the Zionist Occupiers! Jamilya, time to take one for the team! I'm outta here. Inshallah... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-11-13 10:27 |
| #7 Time for the CIA to open a coffeehouse, Mossad to start driving taxis, and MI6 to run a dating service in West Bank. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2007-11-13 10:17 |
| #6 "What kind of life could I offer her?" Solitary, nasty, brutish and short? |
| Posted by: eLarson 2007-11-13 10:15 |
| #5 Mongo's coming!!! Mongo's coming!!!! |
| Posted by: AlanC 2007-11-13 10:07 |
| #4 Does this mean that Paleostinians can...learn? It's almost enough to give me some hope for the future. |
| Posted by: Bertie Speanter8685 2007-11-13 09:55 |
| #3 i really like how everyone runs out of the Coffee house when the militants walk in, like some scene from West Side Story. Evidently some folks understand the IDF is active. |
| Posted by: Liberalhawk 2007-11-13 09:24 |
| #2 I hear they have some fine looking camels around those parts. |
| Posted by: Excalibur 2007-11-13 09:05 |
| #1 Dates available at the Yasser Arafat Mausoleum. Just take a wide stance in the men's room. |
| Posted by: ed 2007-11-13 08:55 |