LAHORE: My brother-in-law killed my sister because he did not like her fatness, said Muhammad Shahid, brother of Sobia on Monday.
| "How fat was she, Muhammad?" |
Sobia was killed on October 30. Yousaf, a resident of inside Bhaati Gate, called the police on October 30 that four armed men had robbed his niece Sobia and her husband Zahid.
| "She wuz so fat, she wuz on both sides of the family!" |
Zahid told the police the robbers had killed his wife after looting them.
| "When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton!" |
While resisting the robbery bid, he said, the robbers had also shot him (Zahid) in the arm. He told the police that the robbers had looted about 50 tola gold ornaments.
| "When she crosses the street, cars look out for her!" |
On suspicion the police checked Zahid's telephone record.
| "She's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat!" |
The police found that Zahid had called his friend Waheed 15 times on October 30.
| "The only pictures they have of her are via satellite!" |
When the police interrogated Waheed, he told the police that Zahid had killed Sobia with his (Waheed's) cooperation.
| "The police showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them!" |
Zahid during interrogation told the police that he had killed Sobia because she was bulky.
| "I shot the bitch and Crisco came out!" |
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