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| If Only Roger Miller were still alive to see his song as life |
| 2007-11-22 |
| Drunk, naked man causes I-95 wrecks BRANDYWINE HUNDRED, Del. -- A naked, drunk man was arrested after he caused three accidents by running into highway traffic, police said. He was unable to produce a license when asked;"I guess I left it in my other ,discarded, pants officer Two people stopped to try to help 26-year-old Ardonas Gilbert, who was running naked along the southbound lanes of Interstate 95 on Monday night, but he allegedly cursed at them and punched them, Delaware State Police said. "Don't look, Ethel." Gilbert then ran into traffic, causing three separate accidents as motorists tried to avoid him, police said. No one was seriously injured. But several were treated for hyperventilation due to uncontrolled laughing at the, er, diminutive size of the 'package,' Gilbert, of Chester, Pa., was charged with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on a highway. No word yet if he is going to be charged with 'inadequate exposure....' If so it will only be a minor offense. He remained in custody Wednesday. Officials of the Court of Common Pleas in New Castle County said he did not yet have an attorney to speak for him. |
| Posted by:USN,Ret. |
| #5 So, all of his lights were out but he was still flashing? |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-11-22 13:16 |
| #4 Now if the song had been "Queen of the Road"..... |
| Posted by: Grampaw Shose6710 2007-11-22 12:36 |
| #3 inadequate exposure -heehee |
| Posted by: Woozle Grereck5422 2007-11-22 05:46 |
| #2 And Ray Stevens is still alive. Roger Miller died in 1992 (he sang "King of the Road"). |
| Posted by: Rambler 2007-11-22 00:46 |
| #1 I think you meant Ray Stevens instead of Roger Miller. |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2007-11-22 00:34 |