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| Another Dem notes improvement in Iraq |
| 2007-12-07 |
| The security situation in Iraq has improved dramatically in the past few months. That's the assessment of North Dakota Congressman Earl Pomeroy, who just returned from a visit to Iraq. Pomeroy says the incidence of roadside bombings and other violence is down because Iraqis are taking a more vigorous part in attacking factions that are causing violence in the nation. The congressman says his visit proved to him that General David Patraeus, who is in charge of American forces in Iraq, has done an extraordinary job... Scene: a smoke-filled room. NANCY PELOSI: Another one! First Murtha, then Pomeroy! HARRY REID: What's hapening? STAFFER #1: It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, man! They look the same, they have the same voice, but it's like they've been replaced. STAFFER #2: Maybe they have, you know, like with robots, like in, you know, The Stepford Wives. STAFFER #3: You mean the original, or the remake with Nicole Kidmand and Matthew Broderick --'cause the remake was, like, so much better. Matthew Broderick is hawt! PELOSI: Damnit! This is a crisis, we don't have time to play movie trivia! STAFFER #3: Sorry. REID: So what do we do? PELOSI: Check the Capitol basement immediately. STAFFER #1: For what? PELOSI: Pods. Like great big pea pods, 'bout yea long. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #2 If this keeps up Nancy is going to have to cross off "Sheepdog" on her list of skills. |
| Posted by: USN,Ret. 2007-12-07 16:03 |
| #1 If this keeps up Nancy is going to have to add "Sheepdog" to her list of duties. |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-12-07 15:44 |