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Oogo sez: Let's do the Time Warp, again
2007-12-10
It's just a jump to the left
Venezuela creates its own unique time zone on Sunday, putting the clock back 22 minutes half-an-hour on a permanent basis. President Hugo Chavez says that an earlier dawn means the performance of the country will improve, as more people will wake up in daylight.
That makes no sense at all. I think he's crazy.
"I don't care if they call me crazy, the new time will go ahead," he said.
Yeah, you can do that if you're a dictator. That doesn't mean you're not nuts.
But critics say the move is unnecessary and the president simply wants to be in a different time zone from his arch-rival, the United States.
And then a step to the right
The new time puts Venezuela four-and-a-half hours behind Greenwich Mean Time, and out of step with all its neighbours. The move had first been announced in August, but it has been delayed twice because international bodies and Venezuela itself were not ready to implement the change.

Science and Technology Minister Hector Nacarro praised the measure. "I see it as a very positive thing that while there is light we can be in it," he said.
Put your hands on your hips
And President Chavez said earlier this year that schoolchildren would arrive for lessons with more energy as a result of the change. "These children have to get up at five in the morning... they arrive at school dead tired. And why? Because of our time."
And pull your knees in tight
The time change is the latest in a series of reforms implemented by President Chavez, who has already changed the country's name, coat of arms and flag.
Let's do the Time Warp, again
Posted by:Seafarious

#11  Now why did it dupe, I swear I hit the button only once.

Moderators, please remove one, thanks.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-12-10 15:07  

#10  My earliest memories are of living in St. Johns (Not a newfie, Dad (ARMY)was stationed at Gander)I remember some days were completely dark (Near the Arctic Circle)
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-12-10 15:05  

#9  My earliest memories are of living in St. Johns (Not a newfie, Dad (ARMY)was stationed at Gander)I remember some days were completely dark (Near the Arctic Circle)
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-12-10 15:05  

#8  It's those long winter nights.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-12-10 15:01  

#7  Given the average number of kids in a Newfie family is 13, they have way too much nighttime on their hands anyway.
Posted by: Slurong McCoy3546   2007-12-10 14:05  

#6  "All citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check."

El Presidente

Posted by: Baba Tutu   2007-12-10 13:17  

#5  I'm starting to think we need to break out the Turkmenbashi pix for ol' Oogo.
Posted by: Seafarious   2007-12-10 12:25  

#4  Nutten new here. The Newfies in Canada have been off by a half and hour for a long time. A!
Posted by: Procopius2k   2007-12-10 11:56  

#3  Somebody's meds NEED ADJUSTMENT NOW!
Posted by: 3dc   2007-12-10 11:19  

#2  Wow!! Hugo can make dawn earlier!!!! Now that's some powerfal juju controlling the rotation of the earth.

Oh....you mean it's the same thing just with a different name?
Posted by: AlanC   2007-12-10 09:45  

#1  already changed the country's name

I guess I missed this. The Country Formerly Known As Venezuela is now the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela. The name Zimbabwe was already taken.
Posted by: SteveS   2007-12-10 08:55  

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