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Chicago considers chicken ban
2007-12-13
They're everywhere! They're everywhere!
The City Council is poised to send a message to residents: We don't want your clucking chickens.

Coming up for a vote Wednesday is a proposal to ban chickens, a former barnyard denizen that is pecking its way into cities across the country as part of a growing organic food trend among young professionals and other urban dwellers. Chicken lovers say the birds make great pets, don't take up much backyard space and provide tasty, nutritious eggs.

Cities including Madison, Wis., and Kent, Wash., have passed ordinances allowing people to keep chickens. In Ann Arbor, Mich., a councilman says he plans to introduce a resolution to allow hens to be kept for eggs, and the Board of Zoning Appeals in the upscale Indianapolis suburb of Carmel recently approved an exception to city rules to allow a family to keep three hens in their backyard.

But the Chicago alderman who proposed a Chicago ban say chicken lovers forget that the birds attract rodents. "This past summer I started hearing that residents were letting chickens out of their yard and they were leaving poop and mice were feeding off of it," said Alderman Lona Lane. "Then we started getting rodent-control problems and, sure enough, it was the chickens."

There are also concerns about parasites the birds might carry, and the possibility that they could transmit bird flu if it makes its way to the U.S., said Dr. Marek Digas, the supervising veterinarian at the city's Commission on Animal Care and Control. "It is something we should consider," he said.

Many neighbors of chicken-keepers aren't happy, either. This year, the city received more than 700 complaints about chickens — though mostly about the racket from roosters. "We don't encourage people to keep roosters because of the noise," said Johannes Paul, one of the founders of Omlet, a British company that sells a dome-shaped chicken house called the eglu in the U.S for $495. "The chickens will produce eggs more than happily without a rooster around," Paul said.

Chicagoan Kim Jackson said her two chickens, Papoo and Chalmers, do a little quiet talking but that's it. She says they don't smell, largely because she and her husband regularly clean up after them. But even if they didn't, "it's not nearly as bad as a dog as far as how far-reaching the smell will get," she said.

Although there are no firm statistics on the number of city chickens, they're becoming so popular that Backyard Poultry magazine was relaunched a couple of years ago after halting publication in the 1980s. And Paul said U.S. sales of his company's designer chicken coops have doubled every year since they were introduced here in 2005.

Those who have eaten eggs from their own chickens say they are far fresher and tastier than store-bought eggs. "And they're so productive for the garden," said Owen Taylor, training and livestock coordinator of Just Food, a New York-based nonprofit group. "They aerate the soil, eat bugs and they look like little tractors, tilling the soil."
Posted by:Fred

#26  #16 I thought that was Helen Thomas.

no, chickens are edible
Posted by: Frank G   2007-12-13 21:47  

#25  You can find Doug Zongker's Chicken Lecture on YouTube. I think he won an Ig Nobel Prize for it.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2007-12-13 20:37  

#24  SteveS: Or at least our little mammal ancestors who were around at the time. Current thinking in biology is that birds are the last living representatives of Dinosauria.

Seafarious: #16 I thought that was Helen Thomas.

a mere repro of Helen Thomas's mug will kill most varmits on first sight...don't know about her smell, and sorta don't want to, know nothin...ewww
Posted by: RD   2007-12-13 17:05  

#23  To tell the truth, USN, I couldn't tell the difference.
Posted by: Dick Arbusto, CEO of Hallibushwater   2007-12-13 16:43  

#22  Ya wann hear hellish noise? Get a couple of Guinea Fowl.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-12-13 15:34  

#21  Chicagoan Kim Jackson said her two chickens, Papoo and Chalmers, do a little quiet talking but that's it.
Chalmers ? Would that be Alice Chalmers ?
Posted by: wxjames   2007-12-13 15:02  

#20  Re#3: "I didn't especially care if it ate all of them then and there but I did want the hellish noise to stop. "
By 'hellish noise' are you referring to the chickens or your wife's shrieking???????
You failed to clarify. (and I am surprised that this omission wasn't picked up on by the usually very observant Rantburg proofers)
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2007-12-13 14:48  

#19  RE:#9
How does, one take a "live-and-let-live" attitude with a non human predator, and expect it to reciprocate?

i have been waiting for the democrats to answer that one for a while.. (wot)
Posted by: Abu do you love   2007-12-13 13:02  

#18  Good story, Dick.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2007-12-13 12:48  

#17  My family had chickens when I was growing up, in a small city. They were some of the best pets we ever had! A couple even won ribbons in the county fair.
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2007-12-13 12:48  

#16  I thought that was Helen Thomas.
Posted by: Seafarious   2007-12-13 11:37  

#15  if they were any bigger they might be eating us.

They used to. Or at least our little mammal ancestors who were around at the time. Current thinking in biology is that birds are the last living representatives of Dinosauria.
Posted by: SteveS   2007-12-13 11:19  

#14  Mmmm.... fried chicken.
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-12-13 11:08  

#13  I sense the nefarious hand of Big Ova in this situation...
Posted by: Seafarious   2007-12-13 10:59  

#12  My chickens aren't mean. I can pick every one of them up and hold it. They like to be petted. The eggs are much better than store-bought. I have a co-worker whose son can not eat store-bought eggs because of the hormones fed to the battery chickens. He can eat eggs from my chickens because they are only fed grain and crushed oyster shell as well as any bugs or seeds they get naturally. MMMMM, Aigs, as they say here.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-12-13 10:53  

#11  They are mean. And definitely omniverous.

After seeing one get up about 5 feet in the air to eat a grasshopper on the wing I was convinced that if they were any bigger they might be eating us.
Posted by: eLarson   2007-12-13 10:01  

#10  Well, there are certainly a lot of chickens in the City Council.
Posted by: Spot   2007-12-13 09:42  

#9  There were a lot of coyotes in the area but we took a live-and-let-live attitude with them until one of them killed my wife's favorite cat.

That's funny! How does, one take a "live-and-let-live" attitude with a non human predator, and expect it to reciprocate?
Posted by: WazzaWuzzaBilly   2007-12-13 09:23  

#8  Chickens.

I hate chickens.

They're not just stupid and messy, they're MEAN. They deserve to be eaten.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2007-12-13 09:11  

#7  So if the ice storm keeps you from the grocer or keep the grocers in stock, where are going to get your next meal? In the next natural disaster only the Korean neighbors will be the ones with fresh 'meat'. :)
Posted by: Procopius2k   2007-12-13 08:52  

#6  They're everywhere! They're everywhere!

"Well...."

You beat me to it, Winged Warrior.

Posted by: eLarson   2007-12-13 08:16  

#5  "They aerate the soil, eat bugs and they look like little tractors, tilling the soil."

You just know he made the cutesy whootsy face and when said that in his best cutesy whootsy voice.
Posted by: Mike N.   2007-12-13 02:43  

#4  They're everywhere! They're everywhere!

At least 48% at last count in 2004 . . . . :-D

Dick Arbusto: I laughed till I hurt but the wife was not amused.

Since you're relating the story to us, it is apparent that she couldn't figure out how to chamber another round! :-)
Posted by: gorb   2007-12-13 01:33  

#3  My first wife and I lived on a farm in the Texas Pandhandle. I was new to the country life but she had inherited the place and was determined to make a farmer out of me.

There were a lot of coyotes in the area but we took a live-and-let-live attitude with them until one of them killed my wife's favorite cat. At that point, she declared war on the coyotes and enlisted me to help. She was an expert shot and quickly put paid to several of the marauders.

It happened that we had a chicken house (never a "coop") in the backyard. I couldn't stand the noisy, smelly, stupid, disgusting creatures but it was her pet project and she doted on them.

One summer night we were awakened by a fearsome racket in the chicken quarters. The wife looked out and shouted that one of the hated coyotes had gotten into the chicken enclosure. I didn't especially care if it ate all of them then and there but I did want the hellish noise to stop.

I started to get dressed so I could go out and evict the coyote. Before I could, however, the wife grabbed my Lee-Enfield out of the closet, chambered a round and aimed it out the window, which was open but screened. I said, "Don't fire that in h---" BOOM! The noise and flash were awe-inspiring and left a neat hole in the window screen.
I eventually collected my wits and went outside for some damage assessment. She had missed the coyote (which had nevertheless beaten a hasty retreat) but had hit a prime rooster. The ancient rifle had been loaded with Norma soft-points. There were feathers and chicken bits everywhere. I laughed till I hurt but the wife was not amused.
Posted by: Dick Arbusto, CEO of Hallibushwater   2007-12-13 00:55  

#2  ... the outside. (heh)
Posted by: www   2007-12-13 00:21  

#1  Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it can be done.

And, which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
Posted by: www   2007-12-13 00:20  

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