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Woman Beats Up Man for Urinating in Closet
2007-12-27
A 19-year-old woman who beat up her ex-boyfriend Monday after he drunkenly urinated in a closet told officers she hoped he would bail her out of jail because it was the right thing to do for their baby.

Bremerton police were called to the residence on the 1300 block of Warren Avenue at 2:40 a.m. after receiving initial reports that the 25-year-old had assaulted the woman, reports said.

When met by officers, the woman explained that the man had been drinking and was extremely intoxicated when he went to bed. At some point he woke up to use the restroom, but was so confused he urinated in the closet.

This embarrassed him, she said, so he tried to leave. But she wouldn't allow it.

"I attacked him," she told the officer, reports said. "He was so drunk that I beat the (stuff) out of him." . . .
Posted by:Mike

#4  "hey! I took a dump in there on tuesday and she didn't say sh*t!"
Posted by: Frank G   2007-12-27 22:37  

#3  but was so confused he urinated in the closet

Honest mistake.
Posted by: phil_b   2007-12-27 20:30  

#2  "she hoped he would bail her out of jail because it was the right thing to do for their baby"

The right thing to do for their baby is to give it up for adoption to sane people.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-12-27 19:09  

#1  Women need to understand that men see everywhere as a potential urinal.
A tree, a rock, a wall, the side of the road, the middle of the road... maybe even a closet if you're drunk
Posted by: john frum   2007-12-27 19:03  

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