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Can Spiderman help UN beat evil?
2008-01-06
When critics attack the United Nations, they often accuse the world body of being a web of bureaucracy. Now officials there are hoping to turn that image around by using the web of Spiderman.

The UN recently announced a union with the comic book company, Marvel. Together, they aim to print a special comic that will see the superhero fight alongside UN aid workers and peacekeepers. Marvel scribes have offered to pen the work for free.

The UN is now seeking private backing so it can distribute 1m free copies to American schoolchildren. The project's creator, the French producer Romuald Sciora, says he hopes it will then be translated into European languages.

Already critics warn their spider-sense is tingling. John Bolton, the outspoken former US envoy to the UN, called it an "act of desperation". He said the world body should concentrate on improving its overall performance. "You can have Spiderman in a comic book all you want, but it's not going to change public perception," he told the BBC:

However, the UN's top man on the project says critics are missing the point. Amir Dossal leads the UN Partnerships Office, which is putting up half the money for the project. He told the BBC it was not intended to promote the UN per se, but rather to inform children about UN humanitarian causes.

Nonetheless, diplomats and comic book fans alike are speculating why the UN should ally itself with the web-slinger. Jerry Gladstone, co-owner of New York's Midtown Comics store, told the BBC Spiderman's face was better known than such Marvel companions as the X-Men and Fantastic Four. His colleague, Brian Quinn, noted that Spiderman's story makes him "one of the most relatable characters in all of comic books". "Spidey", he said, is "just an average guy" who struggles to use his incredible powers responsibly. That, he suggested, is not so far from the position of the UN.

The BBC asked several American schoolchildren on tours of the UN HQ what they thought of the idea. Most said they would indeed be more interested if the organisation were associated with the wall-crawler. One little boy, however, dissented vociferously. "I don't like any superheroes," he told the BBC. "I don't think they're real."

The comic is set for release in 2009, so the UN will find out then whether fictional heroes can drum up real support.
Posted by:ryuge

#7  Clearly they need a NEW super hero to help represent the UN:

(Tune of "Spiderman")
Corruption Man!
Corruption Man!
He can steal more
than Kofi can!
Posted by: DMFD   2008-01-06 21:25  

#6  I bet this comic won't cover the problems all over the world that these dumbshits advocreate.
Posted by: Mike N.    2008-01-06 15:06  

#5  On page 13, Spiderman uses his web slinger to stop two 10 year old girls, giving the Sri Lankan peacekeepers time to catch up. "Thanks Spidy!"
Posted by: Blackbeard Thragum3556   2008-01-06 15:06  

#4  If Spidey addresses the General Assembly, I hope he remembers to denounce Israel.
Posted by: Super Hose   2008-01-06 13:18  

#3  Somebody ought to tell Stan Lee to retire.
Posted by: Pappy   2008-01-06 10:19  

#2  I heard a flamboyant homosexual comedian who greeted this news by saying "That settles it! I'm going to buy Spider-man vibrators for all my friends! It's just wrong in so many ways!"
Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-01-06 08:25  

#1   diplomats and comic book fans alike are speculating why the UN should ally itself with the web-slinger.

To destroy his effectiveness as a freedom-champion character, of course.
Posted by: lotp   2008-01-06 07:18  

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