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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man convicted of sending penis photo by phone
2008-02-08
A 21-year-old German man has been convicted of sending a photograph of his schlang penïs to an unknown woman via mobile phone, authorities said on Wednesday. "We all had a bit of a laugh when we saw the thing," said Christian Kropp, presiding judge at the court in the eastern town of Sondershausen.
"Was der Helle ist los?"
"Hmmm... Looks like einen doinker."
The woman reported the sender to police after receiving the photo attachment of the man's genitals, the court said. Officers found evidence he may have sent similar images to other women. The man did not explain his motive but expressed remorse for the photo, Kropp said. He was fined 150 euros ($220) for distributing pørnographic material.
Posted by:Fred

#9  You've noticed, TW!

Most likely mistranslation, "undisclosed identity" or such.
Posted by: twobyfour   2008-02-08 21:58  

#8  To an unknown woman? How could he be certain, then, that it would be a woman on the receiving end of his sending?
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-02-08 19:16  

#7  It looks like keinen doinker

heh
Posted by: lotp   2008-02-08 19:11  

#6  Dick-da-phone?
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-02-08 18:42  

#5  "I consider sending picture of his noodle offensive!"

"Hmmm... It looks like keinen doinker."

Posted by: twobyfour   2008-02-08 16:25  

#4  At least he didn't send fermented fish by phone.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2008-02-08 14:57  

#3  It loøks like Ã¥ penïs. Ønly smÃ¥ller!
Posted by: Excalibur   2008-02-08 10:52  

#2  "We all had a bit of a laugh when we saw the thing," said Christian Kropp, presiding judge at the court in the eastern town of Sondershausen.

Looks like you've been punished enough, Mr. Tiny Schwanz. You're free to go...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-02-08 09:35  

#1  Could have been worse. His mother could have been on speed dial.
Posted by: ed   2008-02-08 06:54  

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