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Afghanistan
Mullah accidently blows up self, sons
2008-02-11
A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today. The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.
That's prob'ly our fault.
Another workmans comp claim for Mutual of Kandahar ...
Mutual of Kandahar is people, you can count on when the going's ...er... rough.
The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said. Other people in the compound said two other men were killed but their bodies had been removed before police arrived, he said.
Those'd be those nice Arab guys...
The group was likely associated with the Taliban, he said.
No! Reeeeeeally?
The extremist militants are particular active in Helmand province, where they are said to be tied up with opium and heroin traffickers. Taliban suicide and roadside bombings are generally aimed at Afghan and international soldiers but kill more civilians.
The word you're looking for is "ineptitude."
Posted by:tipper

#27  ROFL, Fred.

It took me a minute.... :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-02-11 21:46  

#26  You mean the shallah was out?
Posted by: Fred   2008-02-11 21:43  

#25  I guess God wasn't willing your mullahness.
Posted by: Broadhead6   2008-02-11 21:37  

#24  #3, 12 & 20. How about the 'HMS Beagle Award' for cleansing the gene pool of more than one strain or generation of doofuses.
Posted by: GK   2008-02-11 21:22  

#23  "Pa, What do T.N.T. spell?"
Posted by: bruce   2008-02-11 20:19  

#22  LOL Steve.
Posted by: lotp   2008-02-11 20:14  

#21  Damn I miss everything when did John F. become an Apostle?

Failed presidential candidate Kerry became an Apostle when Jesus gave him a magic hat. Records are unclear but it appears to have been about the time they went upriver together into Cambodia to search for Marlon Brando.
Posted by: SteveS   2008-02-11 17:37  

#20   there should be a separate and more prestigious award for killing not only yourself but other retards as well. The floor is open for naming the new award.

How about "Darwin Squared" (D2)
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2008-02-11 17:00  

#19  I'm more interested in the two "Others" hauled away before police got there.

No "Honest" reason for that,
plenty of "Dishonest" reasons, primarily to hide their ID.

Now my curiosity bump is humming madly, Hummmm.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2008-02-11 15:02  

#18  How about we put more defective initiators in the supply pipeline for AQ until the fight isn't about Pasthuns militants versus the Afghan government, but who's the unlucky sod who has to put the bomb together ( and get blown to bits).
Posted by: blackcat   2008-02-11 13:14  

#17  And all the more treasured because of that, my dears.
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-02-11 13:12  

#16  this calls for chocolate...

with special chocolate for LH, you're not alone. but you're right, we "small-l liberals who 'get it'" are few & far between these days.
Posted by: Querent   2008-02-11 12:53  

#15  Its getting damned lonely these days Sea. Unless of course one agrees with all them talk radio fellahs that McCain and his supporters are really liberals, which Im increasingly tempted to do ;)
Posted by: liberalhawk   2008-02-11 12:47  

#14  I'm beginning to believe that all mullahs study under an one-eyed one who's also colorblind and missing a left hand. One has to ask one's self how effective a teacher he'd be if he's already lost a hand and an eye. Yeah, accidents happen, but they happen much more frequently when you're following someone who's already proven he's inept.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2008-02-11 12:41  

#13  Appears cause of death was "tinkering"...

A militant mullah and two of his children were killed when a bomb he was making exploded prematurely at their Afghanistan home.Abdul Wasay was tinkering with the explosives at his home in Helmand province when they blew up, said a police spokesman. Wasay's wife and daughter were also seriously wounded.

Look soon for the new safety pamphlet from Mutual of Khandar, "So You're Going to Tinker With Explosives"...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-02-11 12:40  

#12  I think GK is on to something. If the Darwin Award is for retards who kill themselves in unique and intertaining ways, thereby raising the IQ of the human race as a whole and providing the rest of us with entertainment in the process, there should be a separate and more prestigious award for killing not only yourself but other retards as well. The floor is open for naming the new award, but even in the absence of a formal name, I'd like to nominate the AQ-in- Iraq management for the as yet unnamed award. By p*ssing off the Sunnis, they managed to just about get everyone in their outfit killed off.
Posted by: Mercutio   2008-02-11 12:40  

#11   Greater love hath no man than this, that he shall take his sons with him to paradise. Apologies to the Apostle John

Damn I miss everything when did John F. become an Apostle? :)
Posted by: Snaith Speaking for Boskone8005   2008-02-11 12:30  

#10  
LH, I b'lieve you're one of those "moderate" liberals we keep looking for... ;)
Posted by: Seafarious   2008-02-11 10:03  

#9  now wait a minute. It was very wrong for this Mullah and his AQ friends to kill the under 15 sons, who are minors after all and whom their dad is responsible for.

damn, Im a liberal.
Posted by: liberalhawk   2008-02-11 09:48  

#8  All trouble starts with the Mullahs/Imans!!!!
Posted by: Paul   2008-02-11 09:12  

#7  Saving Time
Posted by: Icerigger   2008-02-11 08:55  

#6  Holy Bouncing Betty! Does this signal a long awaited trend?
Posted by: Besoeker   2008-02-11 06:07  

#5  A good news story with a happy ending to start the day.
Posted by: phil_b   2008-02-11 06:07  

#4  Greater love hath no man than this, that he shall take his sons with him to paradise.

Apologies to the Apostle John.
Posted by: Bobby   2008-02-11 06:00  

#3  Hmmmm. Does this qualify fo a triple Darwin award? Good job, Mr Mullah.
Posted by: GK   2008-02-11 04:10  

#2  A lower level mullah studying for the IED 103 class, which would have qualified him on the Holy Landmine of Antioch.
Posted by: gorb   2008-02-11 03:24  

#1  Been using a Palestinian instructions manual?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2008-02-11 03:17  

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