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Islamic Movement blames Israel for quake-induced hole on Temple Mt.
2008-02-16
From Seafarious' comment.
The 5.3-magnitute earthquake that jolted Israel on Friday shook open a large hole on the Temple Mount plaza, near the Dome of the Rock.
In the religion bidnid, we call it a "pit." They're usually inhabited by demons and efrits and things like that.
Al-Aqsa mosque officials belonging to the Islamic Movement's Northern Branch covered the hole with wooden planks following afternoon prayers.
Good idea. Once the demons get out, you've had it.
The officials, who also said the quake caused cracks in several local residential buildings, said the hole was a meter deep, two meters long and meter and a half wide.
I'm not too sure about that "deep" figure. Usually they go all the way down, at least to the bank of the River Styx.
The Islamic Movement blamed Israel for the hole, saying Israel is digging tunnels in the area that undermine the stability in the area of the Al-Aqsa mosque. The organization urged Islamic states to take action to stop Israeli excavations in the area.
Maybe you should think about taking some sort of action to persuade God not to strike the al-Aqsa mosque with earthquakes. My advice would be to become Lutherans and turn it into a church hardly anybody attends. That usually does it. When was the last time you heard of Lutherans getting struck by an earthquake?
The earthquake shook Israel early Friday afternoon and was felt mostly in the Coastal Plain.
How many pits opened up there?
Magen David Adom emergency medical services said that no injuries were reported.
This is known in the bidnid as a "divine warning."
A Tel Aviv resident, living on the second floor, said: "We felt the earth move. The bed was rocking, the doors were moving, and the chandeliers were swinging."
"I said, 'Oh, Myra! Oh, Myra!' My wife said 'Oh, Irving, don't stop!'"
Posted by:anonymous5089

#9  Of course, the endless excavations the Muzzies have been carrying out in order to destroy all the archaeological evidence tying the Temple Mount to Judaism have NOTHING to do with structural problems.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2008-02-16 21:03  

#8  I think Joseph's Tomb was destroyed a few years ago and just the other day they said they wouldn't help fixing it because Joseph was Muslim.

Luckily we now know that Muslim holy places dont' require repair so we can just let the Dome of the Rock fall into the hole.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-02-16 16:44  

#7  Two Days ago these critters tire burned Joseph's tomb.

The next day God creates a hole in front of the dome of the rock, or about the size of a grave...
Posted by: www   2008-02-16 15:29  

#6  Ummm, aren't they admitting that the Jews God is greater and more powerful than their "God"?

The Jews God caused the Quake, their "God" couldn't stop it?
Hummmmm. broadcast this widely.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2008-02-16 14:56  

#5  Oops accepted, anonymous5089. :-)

With regard to the wooden planks, when Mr. Wife was working with a supplier in Egypt, he took photos of their safety methods. Holes in the floor of the second mezzanine were covered with cardboard, bags of caustic and acidic powders were carried hither and yon atop heads, that kind of thing. To get the men in his own plant to wear safety shoes, he had to tell them the raw materials caused impotence when absorbed through the skin of the feet.

Wooden planks, presumably actually capable of bearing the weight of a human being or two, is a vast, vast improvement. Especially over a 3 ft. deep hole.
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-02-16 14:52  

#4  You've got three earthquake divisions in the IDF, Elder of Zion? I knew Israel was dangerous, but goodness!
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-02-16 14:38  

#3  Yup,
T'was us the third earthquake-generating division of the IDF military engineering task force.
Wait till you see our new Mark IV Death Ray Generator.
Posted by: Elder of Zion   2008-02-16 13:00  

#2  Gwad what won't they blame humans for.
Posted by: Icerigger   2008-02-16 12:55  

#1  Argh, it was Trailing Wife's, oops!
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-02-16 12:50  

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