A woman responding to a break-in in her garage found a man having sexual intercourse with her 4-year-old female rottweiler, police said Wednesday."It was consensual!"
The woman called police Tuesday night after finding the 20-year-old man.
Isn't that more of a "morning" kind of thing? The bars must have closed early that night.
Police arrested the man, who they say had a prior conviction for the same crime less than six months ago.
"That was consensual, too!"
"This is the first time that I've ever seen this... and I've been in law enforcement a long time," said Lt. Sam Hanley, who leads the department's sex crimes unit.
A neighborhood full of dogs and this guy has to pick the ugliest one!
The man was booked into Sedgwick County Jail on suspicion of criminal sodomy and aggravated burglary.
"That's ludicrous, Your Honor! There's no way I could have burgled anything with that dog there! I couldn't get past her eyes!"
The burglary was included because the man is suspected of breaking into the garage while someone was home, police said.
Given that Fido makes a crappy guard dog, it seems as though he may have succeeded.
He had lived with the family for a while last year in the 3700 block of East Clark, police said.
"John, how could you?!"
"Mrs. Smith! What are you doing home?!"
"Woof!"
The man pleaded no contest to having sex with an animal last September in Reno County and was fined $353, according to court documents.
As often as he seems to get caught, it's probably worth it.
He also can be found on an Internet Web site where people show photos and tell stories about sex with animals, Capt. Darrell Haynes said.
What's he going to tell all his friends?
The rottweiler was not injured, Hanley said, but a Kansas Humane Society spokeswoman said the incident still qualifies as animal cruelty.
The dog has all kinds of teeth but allows itself to get raped. This rottweiler must have Western values.
"It is abuse," said Jennifer Campbell, director of communications for the Kansas Humane Society. "That is committing a violent act toward that animal."
She started with me, Your Honor! She was humping my leg!
Campbell said she hopes investigators explore whether the incident was an attempt to strike out at the dog's owners.
I wonder how he'll explain this particular "terrorism/hate crime" charge on a job application.
"That's where a lot of animal cruelty starts," she said.
Couldn't just key their car or something?
Research has shown that perpetrators "are frustrated and angry and upset, and animals are vulnerable," Campbell said.
When I'm frustrated, angry, or upset this isn't the first thing that crosses my mind.