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280 lb. Abu "Hooks" Hamza is Starving in Prison.
2008-02-24
OVERWEIGHT preacher of hate Abu 'Hooks' Hamza has given prison officials a list of demands after telling his lawyer: “I’m starving in here.”
Fatty Fatty 2x4 Couldn't Fit Through the Prison Door
Hamza, 49, who weighs about 20 stone, has told jail chiefs he wants more and better food, extra phone time and an end to constant strip searches.
1 stone = 14 pound * 20 stones = 280 lbs.
The former imam of Finsbury Park Mosque in north London, who is fighting extradition to the US, also objects to squatting during searches as it contravenes Islamic law.
doesn't every G'Damn thing contravene?.. as needed
Hamza, who has hooks after losing both hands, is serving seven years at Belmarsh prison in south London for soliciting the murder of non-Muslims and inciting racial hatred.
SOB is very lucky to be alive.. humm if Hooks were to slip and fall 5 tiers down it wouldn't contravene a thing in the church of RD.
A dossier of complaints compiled by his solicitors states: “He receives insufficient food which appears to be out-of-date and does not meet his dietary requirements.
humm How about a special dish of carrion served with a fox-glove puree
“He has been left in a room without adequate facilities to meet the needs of a disabled person. This included no heads on taps so he did not have access to cold water and didn’t have his diabetic pack.”
Does anyone have an extra, give-a-damn?
His team at Arani Solicitors claims Hamza was strip searched 13 times in one day, making him feel “degraded”. LOL!!
Dear Lord, Please help the poor prison guards who have to look at 280 lbs of Abu Hook's flesh and search his body cavities.
“Many Muslims will be aware that strip searches and other degrading practices, such as squatting, are against Islam.”
doesn't every G'Damn thing contravene?.. as needed
Inmates of the category A jail, which houses some of Britain’s most dangerous prisoners, have branded Hamza the “Hungry Hippo” because of his vast bulk. A prison insider said: “It was a label which instantly stuck – he’s a big man and everyone knows him for wearing that grey outfit. When word got round that he was moaning about being hungry, it seemed an obvious title.”
LOL.. Abu Hungry 'Squats' Hippo
Posted by:RD

#20  Ah guys, that's Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: Icerigger   2008-02-24 18:45  

#19  AWWW, he's just trying to get the Brits to transfer him to Gitmo. He heard the food's better there.
Posted by: GK   2008-02-24 16:22  

#18  Ah feed the cripple bastage well enough and I doubt he'd last a year or two.
Posted by: Tkat   2008-02-24 15:08  

#17  give him rice and chopsticks

the visual Frank! Always with the visual! LMAO!
>:")
Posted by: RD   2008-02-24 14:49  

#16  worst than 'water-boarding' I say, denying the man his daily measure of fried rice, hot wings, and babyback ribs!! Next...prepare for the "Give Me Liberty, Or Give Me Death!" speech.
Posted by: smn   2008-02-24 14:18  

#15  Hamza, 49, who weighs about 20 stone, has told jail chiefs he wants more and better food, extra phone time and an end to constant strip searches.

He obviously doesn't understand the difference between a five star hotel and Prison.

I look forward to his education with glee.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2008-02-24 14:15  

#14  Who says the authorities don't listen to Rantburg? This was Fred's secret plan from the beginning. It was his belief, expressed here as far back as '02 (as I recall), that no terrorist should leave prison until he weighed at least 400 pounds.

The theory being: a fat terrorist is a slow terrorist.

Hook-Hand has 120 pounds to go. More cake and pudding!
Posted by: Steve White   2008-02-24 14:10  

#13  Pork chops all round, bacon for his dole-claiming interbred tribe, followed by repatriation to the last pile-a-shitistan they came from.
/rant off
Posted by: rhodesiafever   2008-02-24 13:56  

#12  Dangle some NC pulled pull BBQ infront of him
Posted by: Gloluter Lumplump7157   2008-02-24 12:08  

#11  
"Whoever tells you that the Prophet(PBUH) used to urinate standing up, do not believe him. He only ever used to urinate sitting down."


So Mohammed was a sitzpinkler?

Makes sense. He was certainly a nancy-boy in so many other ways.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2008-02-24 11:42  

#10  "Whoever tells you that the Prophet(PBUH) used to urinate standing up, do not believe him. He only ever used to urinate sitting down."

Huh, so the muzz pee sitting down. Who knew? Nancy boys.
Posted by: Flinenter Panda2436   2008-02-24 10:29  

#9  give him rice and chopsticks
Posted by: Frank G   2008-02-24 09:41  

#8  From Hadith....

Aisha (may Allah be pleased with her) said:

"Whoever tells you that the Prophet(PBUH) used to urinate standing up, do not believe him. He only ever used to urinate sitting down."

Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, al-Tahaarah, 12
Posted by: john frum   2008-02-24 08:13  

#7  other degrading practices, such as squatting, are against Islam.”

Err... how then does he urinate?

Passing Urine While Standing: Is It Permissible?

"Urinating while standing has been considered by some scholars as makruh or undesirable simply because of the fact that doing so may cause urine to splash on our body or clothes. We should therefore avoid it "

"The Sunnah is to answer the call of nature sitting, making oneself close to the ground, because this is more concealing, and makes it less likely that spray from one's urine will come back on oneÂ’s body or clothes, making them dirty. If a person can be sure of avoiding this, then it is permissible to urinate standing up."
Posted by: john frum   2008-02-24 08:11  

#6  I am all for HIM getting the same treatment prisoners get in an islamic country.
Posted by: JFM   2008-02-24 07:51  

#5  The bloated POS should be greatful. He has found a new career in weight loss advisory for all other low life muzz.
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2907   2008-02-24 07:42  

#4  I am all for gettin g thye same treatment prisoners get in an islamic country.
Posted by: JFM   2008-02-24 06:56  

#3  We should recruit the lefty food-police who think school kids will willingly eat tofu and alfalfa and put them in charge of meal planning for imprisoned jihadis.

“Talk and we’ll bring in all the Big Macs you want!”

It wouldnÂ’t take long.

Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2008-02-24 06:45  

#2  Yes, let him eat pork.
Posted by: McZoid   2008-02-24 06:32  

#1  It's probably all those pulverized pork rinds they've been secretly feeding him with his rice pilaf.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2008-02-24 05:15  

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