Tonight on Cops: Tales from the Sunshine State... PORT ST. LUCIE - As if you need to be reminded that alcohol and stun guns don't mix.
Ah dint know. They ain't gut no warnin label on em r nuthin. Ah'm gunna sue!
A 40-year-old man was arrested early Thursday on a charge of aggravated domestic battery after police allege he shocked his mother.
Where's mah beer, mama! N' be quick about it!
According to a Port St. Lucie Police Department report, Kenny Chumsky was "using a Taser on guests" about 2 a.m. Thursday at his mother's home in the 1000 block of Southwest Liberty Avenue.
C'mon, Joe Bob! Ita be fun!
"Kenny and everyone at this location were under the influence of alcohol," the report stated.
Johnson! Stop the presses!!
Chumsky reportedly shocked his mother in the leg, causing her to fall and hit her head on the garage floor. She received "a scrape and swollen lump" on her forehead, according to the report. Chumsky's mother said she wanted to press charges against her son, the report stated, because she was "tired of being abused."
But ah'm yer sun, mamma! Where's ah gonna live!