Aw, geez. I'll bet she really liked him, too...A Seattle man who hired an escort to "have fun" told police that she stole $170 from him after she went to her car to fetch some condoms.
Maybe she just got lost on the way back...
The man, who is in his 50s and lives on Whitman Avenue North near Lake Union, had called the escort after spotting an advertisement in the Feb. 21 edition of The Stranger, a police report filed Thursday said.
It was her honest face that attracted me.
The woman arrived at his apartment late last month for the rendezvous. He agreed to pay her $150 to "have fun" and $20 to cover her gas."At some point into the fun," the woman asked the man whether he had condoms, according to the report.
You mean...I'm not your first?
Upon hearing that he did not, she said she would get some from her car.
I'll be right back, honey. You wait right here...
As the man waited for her to return, he looked out his window and realized the escort was driving away in a silver car.
Awwwwww. But maybe she's going to the store to buy some...
Since that night, he has called her "numerous times" to get his money back. "But she has not answered or returned his calls," the report said.
It sounds like...the thrill is gone.
The man even called The Stranger to inform the newspaper of what happened.
Hey, Scoops...dissatisfied customer on line 3. I think he skipped his Mensa meeting to call.
The police officer who took the report told the man it is against the law in Seattle and the state of Washington to pay someone for sex.
But what about "having fun"?
But the man wanted to file a police report in case the woman "was doing this to more of her customers."
Oh, no. I'm sure she has a heart of gold. Just like in all the movies...