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Mary Ann from Gilligan's Isle Smoking MaryJane
2008-03-12
Posted by:Beavis

#9  Could be some reasonable doubt there. The "hitchhiker" defense might be hard to shake. Subjective impairment claims - without alcohol-breath tests, etc - are easy to parry. As for prior conduct, that couldn't be presented. However, additional convictions would be an aggravating factor in sentencing. But, then she is a 69 year old woman. Hasn't she heard about the Medical Marijuana law? All you have to do is tell a doctor that you have back pain, and he will get certification.

Oregon cops have been looking the other way in pot possession cases since the early seventies. Doing so allows them much more time to patrol communities in search of B & E creeps, few of whom steal for pot. Tens of thousands of police officers are secret supporters of Law Enforcement Against Prohibition. I support them 100%.
Posted by: Sheba Theresh5948   2008-03-12 18:04  

#8  I think after retirement, we should be allowed to be stoned. There is so little to do but watch the birds fly and such. And, we don't remember anything anyway, and, no old tightwad is going to share his stash with any noisy kids who don't know shit about music either.
Posted by: wxjames   2008-03-12 14:01  

#7  I always thought Mary Ann in those short shorts was smokin'
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2008-03-12 12:03  

#6  I saw her mugshot on fox; she's over 60 and still hot too, but Ginger was a redhead, sooooo nuff said
Posted by: elvishltb   2008-03-12 12:02  

#5  I blame the Professor.
Posted by: mojo   2008-03-12 10:54  

#4  She should have used the "I smoked but didn't inhale" defense. It's worked for others. "You are stoned Mary Ann!" "What is the meaning of the word 'are'?"
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-03-12 08:53  

#3  And she had weed too? Then I definitely would've done her over Ginger...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-03-12 08:30  

#2  "Gilligan . . . duuude, like, be careful with those, you know, coconuts."
Posted by: Mike   2008-03-12 06:45  

#1  RICK JAMES > "WE LOVE YOU, MARY JANE...MARY JA-A-A-NE"???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-03-12 00:03  

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