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| Amid Charges of Spitzer Tryst, Embattled Prostitute "Kristen" Expected to Resign |
| 2008-03-13 |
| Iowahawk At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York's exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl "Kristen" announced that she would temporarily step aside in the wake of charges that she had engaged in sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. "I made a serious mistake and betrayed the trust of my co-workers, my many clients, and my pimps," she said in a quiet voice cracking with emotion. "I will be taking a leave of absence to earn their forgiveness, and redeem myself in the eyes of the entire expensive whore community." The embattled prostitute did not mention Spitzer by name, and stopped short of offering an official resignation. But longtime sex industry insiders say that it will be difficult for Kristen to return to her post in light of mounting federal wiretap evidence that she had sexually serviced the Governor on at least two occasions. "It will be hard for her to spin her way out of this," said Destinee Rizzo, editor of the trade journal Executive Concubine."After taking on clients like that, her days as a five diamond, high-roller suite call girl are over. Frankly, with all the press coverage she'll be lucky to get a job as a $5 truck stop lot lizard in Kentucky." "The big problem now is to keep this incident from threatening the whole expensive whore industry," added Rizzo. . . . |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #10 I do adore Iowahawk, although only in small doses. Thanks, Mike! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2008-03-13 18:57 |
| #9 Damn. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2008-03-13 18:30 |
| #8 Yeah but he had to pay her. |
| Posted by: lotp 2008-03-13 18:11 |
| #7 You know, I will give spitzer one bit of credit. She's ALOT better looking than Monica. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2008-03-13 18:08 |
| #6 Don't you mean state Beaver? (/sorry, couldn't resist) That given, I think the Media has found a new Distraction to keep the good news from Iraq out of the broadcasts... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2008-03-13 14:38 |
| #5 I see nothing but good news for her: think of the endirsements: "The official Whore of New York" I understand the NY legislature is even considering designating here the new State Bird... |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2008-03-13 14:32 |
| #4 Whether you are a whore or just a media whore (as the tabloid fodder pseudo-celebs of Hollywood can attest), no press is bad press. |
| Posted by: Gliling Lumplump3518 2008-03-13 12:27 |
| #3 She's gonna be the Xaviera Hollander of this generation. Thanks to Client #9, this chickie's set for life. She'll never have to turn another trick in her life if she doesn't want to. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-03-13 10:52 |
| #2 Shoot, I'd expect this to increase her business. A lot of folks would like to see what the gov. had bedded. And, perhaps, a little action. |
| Posted by: Jim K 2008-03-13 10:47 |
| #1 "It will be hard for her to spin her way out of this," said Destinee Rizzo, editor of the trade journal Executive Concubine."After taking on clients like that, her days as a five diamond, high-roller suite call girl are over. Frankly, with all the press coverage she'll be lucky to get a job as a $5 truck stop lot lizard in Kentucky." It'll be quite a "trick" if she does! |
| Posted by: Pancho Elmeck8414 2008-03-13 09:35 |