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WWN: FLY THE UN-FRIENDLY SKIES (Terrorists start own airline!) |
2008-03-24 |
![]() TERRORISTS have formed their own airline -- because they're afraid of getting on a plane that could be hijacked by other terrorists! That's the incredible claim made by Amir Humad, a Saudi terrorist who was recently captured and is being held in a top-secret location. "No one's going to hijack a plane when everyone else on the plane is a crazed terrorist," Humad says. "Sure, terrorists are crazy, but we're not crazy enough to get on a plane that might be hijacked." Ironically, El-Al Queda, as the new airline is called, is the result of increased security on other airlines. "It's hard to be a good terrorist when you can't even take a pair of box cutters on a plane," Humad says. In fact, El-Al Queda has a very different approach to security. "If you're NOT carrying a bomb or a weapon, it's hard to get on," an El-Al Queda baggage handler says. "We're in the business of spreading WMDs. We can't give seats to every little terroristwannabe." And in the event a bomb does go off, blowing up the plane, the terrorists say there's no way to know which bomb caused it -- so each of the terrorists would get the 72 virgins they're promised when they go to heaven as a martyr. "It's a win-win situation," says Humad. They have their own newspapers, television networks, and universities, so why not an airline? |
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
#5 I'm actually kind of amazed they haven't coopted some other airline . It's easier to crash a plane into a building if the pilot and copilot are members of your death cult. The passengers don't even have to know. |
Posted by: rjschwarz 2008-03-24 16:10 |
#4 It's so hard to find experienced suicide pilots these days. |
Posted by: doc 2008-03-24 11:58 |
#3 And these bastards still won't let you bring more than 4 ounces of liquid onto the flight. |
Posted by: ed 2008-03-24 09:23 |
#2 Who's the pilot? Bat Boy? |
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2008-03-24 09:02 |
#1 An Indonesian airline started flights to Australia shortly before 9/11. Their advertising slogan, 'Let us fly you to paradise.' They went bankrupt shortly after 9/11. |
Posted by: Phil_B 2008-03-24 07:20 |