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-Lurid Crime Tales-
No Justice, No Peac....hey, where's my Jag?
2008-04-30

Dude, where's my car?

The Rev. Al Sharpton may have felt something like the stoners in the film of that title when he emerged from a meeting in Queens yesterday with Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) - and found his 2007 Jaguar missing. Turns out it had been tagged for some $900 in tickets - and towed.

It isn't clear who owns the car.

Posted by:Frank G

#7  It isn't clear who owns the car.
I'm willing to bet it isn't Rev. Al. Any assets he personally owns could be taken away since he probably owes a majority of a $65000 judgment won by Steven Pagones, the assistant DA he libeled in the Tawana Brawley hoax. Rev. Al is "poor" - other people own things that he is allowed to use.
Posted by: Rambler in California   2008-04-30 21:13  

#6  Sad thing is, that Jag is really, under the sexy sheetmetal, a Ford.
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2008-04-30 18:10  

#5  "...'07 Jag? Yeah, I think I saw somethin' on that...Looks like it got taken to the impound yard in the south Bronx...or maybe Brooklyn..."
Posted by: mojo   2008-04-30 11:47  

#4  "You mean, my Shaguar?"
Posted by: Austin Powers   2008-04-30 08:14  

#3  See? It's just another example of racial discrimination! If the car had been white, it wouldn't have been towed!
Posted by: gorb   2008-04-30 01:04  

#2  I nominate this for "Idiot Of The Day"
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2008-04-30 00:53  

#1  So ya wanna kill cops, huh, "Reverend"?
Well your fat ass is gonna have to walk to do it.
Posted by: The NYPD   2008-04-30 00:47  

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