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Sexual predator: Seal's sex attack on penguin
2008-05-03
A frustrated young seal has been caught on camera unleashing its sexual urges on an unconsenting penguin. The Antarctic fur seal was observed by South African scientists attempting to have sex with the king penguin on Marion Island, in the sub-Antarctic region.
He was just trying to get warm and things got out of hand ...
The incident was recorded in the Journal of Ethology. The effort lasted forty-five fruitless minutes, according to the BBC.
We men can get frustrated a lot quicker than that.
Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa, said that the seal's motives, beyond the obvious, were unclear.
Nico had to consider something beyond the obvious?
However, he speculates that it was frustrated behaviour on the part of an inexperienced seal unable to find a more suitable partner, or perhaps just a playful act that got carried away in the heat of the Antarctic moment.
He's just a teenager, doesn't have his license yet ...
"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin," he said, "but then we realised that the seal's intentions were rather more amorous."
"C'mon baby, I got herring, I know-w-w you like herring, how's 'bout coming back to my place to see my flippers?"
Dr de Bruyn and a colleague witnessed the seal, a young adult male in good physical condition and weighing around 100kg (220lb), subdue the 15kg (33lb) penguin by lying on it.
Like a Doberman seducing a Pomeranian ...
The penguin, of unknown sex, attempted to escape by flapping and trying to stand, ...
... stop! un-hand me you brute! ...
... but was unable to as the marine predator thrusted its pelvis in an apparently unsuccessful attempt to achieve congress. After giving up the seal wandered off, ignoring its victim altogether.
"You'll be soooorrry, baaaa-beeee, when I'm gone!"
Sexual harassment between members of the same species is common, and even between different species of mammal – as dog owners will know – but this is believed to be the first recorded example of such an assault between two classes, birds and mammals.
There oughta be a law, and just give N.O.W. a chance and there will be ...
Posted by:Steve White

#11  Any port in a storm, I guess.
Posted by: Sonny Joluck1724   2008-05-03 15:55  

#10  "Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear."

I like Glenn Reynolds' response: "I'm going with 'because he thought it was worth a shot.'" :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-05-03 14:50  

#9  Talibian seal. Thought the penguin was a goat.
Posted by: Glenmore   2008-05-03 12:14  

#8  ... stop! un-hand flipper me you brute! ...
Posted by: RD   2008-05-03 11:22  

#7  Can this romance be saved or is it doomed? Must be a donk plan to promote diversity and multiculturalism.
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-05-03 10:55  

#6  baby penguins aren't "The Veal of the Sea"
Posted by: Frank G   2008-05-03 09:45  

#5  I always get them confused. Seals are the one without feathers?
Posted by: George Smiley   2008-05-03 09:37  

#4  "Didja blow a Seal?" "No, that's icecream".
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2008-05-03 09:03  

#3  That's why we call them "animals."
Posted by: Mike   2008-05-03 07:47  

#2  that the seal's motives, beyond the obvious, were unclear.

Maybe the seal wanted seaguin babies.
Posted by: Tepes   2008-05-03 03:11  

#1  "The love that dare not squawk its name"

*snort*
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-05-03 00:34  

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