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| Two women report ghost has been having sex with them |
| 2008-05-06 |
 At 4:02 p.m. April 10, two women went into the Federal Way police station claiming that over the past two years, a paranormal person has been placing sensors on their bodies and visiting them in their house at 28600 block of 25th Place South. They said that the ghost has been having sexual intercourse with them. One woman said that these incidents started in Kent and continued when she moved here. The other woman said that this just started now. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #11 #8 hmmmm Frank were you contemplating Go right ahead plz, you're among friends... really >:~> rolf |
| Posted by: RD 2008-05-06 23:51 |
| #10 Same thing as the alien abduction deal. Only they are women so anal probes don't come into play. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2008-05-06 23:48 |
| #9 Oh that's so silly. They have been having dream-motor inhibition*. Good thing too, 'cause other wise they would have fallen out of bed and smashed themselves up. *- there is a real medical term for this, I just can't remember it. Or a lot of other things that are of considerably more use. |
| Posted by: Free Radical 2008-05-06 22:19 |
| #8 hmmmm |
| Posted by: Frank G 2008-05-06 22:07 |
| #7 Mrs. Muir, I guess. |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2008-05-06 21:09 |
| #6 A keynote speaker at a parapsychology conference asks who has seen a ghost. Easily fifty percent raise their hand. Then the guy asks of those hands, who has talked to a ghost. Still about 30-40 hands in the air. Then he asks of those people, "Who has made love to a ghost?" Only one hand remains. He asks him, "Really, you've made love to a ghost?" The guy says, "Oh, ghost? I thought you said goat." |
| Posted by: Penguin 2008-05-06 20:41 |
| #5 OWG MADONNA and her Ghost??? EGYPTIAN QUEEN = former and now-elderly perennial Lover of the mutant APOCALYPSE, ala X-MEN??? Revolutionary-era dead VIRGINA GOVERNATORS??? And so on...??? NOSTRADAMUS > "THE LAST BUT ONE OF A THOUSAND NAMES..." |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-05-06 20:09 |
| #4 Society has corrupted Casper. |
| Posted by: Albemarle Clearong3941 2008-05-06 17:49 |
| #3 There was a movie about women who were, had been raped by "angels". Anyone remember the title? |
| Posted by: James Samuel 2008-05-06 17:36 |
| #2 punch line of old joke: Then the priest asks if anyone has had sex with a ghost. Nobody raises their hand til old farmer john slowly raises his. The priest asks him if he has really had sex with a ghost? No reponse. He asks again, louder. Farmer John sez: "Oh! no, ...I thought you said goat" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2008-05-06 16:45 |
| #1 a classic case of incubus visits......quick get Mulder and Scully on the line. |
| Posted by: Broadhead6 2008-05-06 16:28 |