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| Gore rejects cabinet post in new administration |
| 2008-05-09 |
| Sorry, next president. Al Gore is not available to be your interior secretary, or secretary of state, or whatever. "I won't accept a cabinet post regardless of which of the three candidates wins the presidency," Gore said yesterday. "It's beneath my dignity. I would not lower myself to such depths! I spit upon your cabinet post!" "Uh, Mister Gore, sir. May I ask you something?" "What is it?" "Did anyone, you know, like, offer you a cabinet post?" "No." "Oh, . . . Just askin' is all." He is one of the superdelegates Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton are courting to try to secure the Democratic nomination. "My endorsement cannot be bought (for such a pittance)." |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #4 NET specul > UNO Ambassadorship??? |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-05-09 22:55 |
| #3 Fats couldn't take the pay cut. |
| Posted by: RWV 2008-05-09 20:05 |
| #2 Well, soooooo glad we cleared that up. Meanwhile, at Castle Breck...the brooding continues. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-05-09 17:02 |
| #1 I guess that leaves just me to be SecDef. I'll do it only if they can come up with $1/month salary. |
| Posted by: gorb 2008-05-09 16:45 |